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HOOKER TRADES SEX FOR 25 GALLONS WORTH OF GAS

I know that the price of gas is crazy high, but this is just ridiculous.

Angela Eversole [left], a 34-year-old woman from Kentucky, was arrested last weekend and charged with prostitution after she allegedly traded sex with Kenneth Nowak [right] at a Days Inn for a $100 Speedway gas card, which translates to roughly 25 gallons worth of gas. Is there even a joke to write about this, beyond just reporting the facts as they’ve been presented?

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6 Comments

FURY Says:

george w. bush and the moral majority (this summer at mccarren pool)

07.02.08 at 12:21 pm
bumper sticker Says:

gas, grass, or ass
no one rides for free

07.02.08 at 2:47 pm
Captain Canada Says:

Arrange those tags differently and you have a dang good movie: Kentucky Gas Hookers.

07.02.08 at 10:53 pm
Siphon Says:

$100! In part!

07.03.08 at 5:57 am
Anon Says:

Boo hoo, gas is $6. Here in the UK we pay double that. Cry more.

07.03.08 at 8:07 am
worst Says:

this is nothing new in the UK. gas obviously includes getting blown while filling up at their prices.

07.03.08 at 11:09 am

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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