If you’re going to be attacked by a bear, you want it to happen in Canada. Nobody is going to jump into the fray like a bunch of hosers and nobody is going to relay the story with polite phrases like, “Another gentleman came over with his filleting knife and cut the bear’s throat.” It’s also nice to hear the word gaff (that long pole with a hook on the end) being used as a verb, “…put more sharp stuff into it, beat it, gaffed it and beat it with a hammer.”
PS I for one, am not down with that Canadian loser comment on today’s Boner and would like nothing to do with it.
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Brilliance.
09.11.08 at 12:59 pm
Fuckin’ eh!!
09.11.08 at 1:15 pm
You can’t call anyone who politely guts a live bear without so much as a wince a loser.
09.11.08 at 1:20 pm
I approve of this post
09.11.08 at 1:22 pm
my prof told the class about this after these graphic dissection videos reminded her of cutting a bear’s throat.
09.11.08 at 3:30 pm
hate to say it but 9 times out of 10 it’s u.s. citizens that the bears are trying to sink their teeth into- Nature fights back so to speak
09.11.08 at 5:34 pm
I only have one rule in my life:
if there’s bears, buy a shotgun. I cannot believe the countless idiots I see traverse wild Alaska without a shotgun on TV. I ain’t goin out like no bitch!
09.11.08 at 8:06 pm
um, hey yanks … it was a black bear, not a grizz. and no-one sees the irony in this: the bear was in an estuary, looking for salmon & starving. enter mr. fisherman, w/ a boat full of salmon! snack time, fucker!!! too bad it wasn’t one of the local port renfrew inbreds!
09.11.08 at 9:24 pm
i think the lesson here is that if you’re a fisherman w/ a boat full of salmon in bear country BUY A SHOTGUN
09.11.08 at 9:30 pm
if it truly was a black bear then the bear might’ve actually been trying to eat the fisherman, because, black bears are the only bears in nature that have been scientifically researched documented and monitored stalking salmon fisherman, which black bears tend to do when blueberries aren’t in season- griz only attack because they’re territorial but black bears are just plain evil
09.11.08 at 10:13 pm
gaff it to the right, gaff it to the left, gaff it to the woman that i like best! ferkin gaff the shit out’ver!
09.11.08 at 11:40 pm
american: nine eleven happy day, fuck el n’ emen, down with the tripple K
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InlQ2z2E-RA
09.11.08 at 11:58 pm
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“I worked road construction with an old Basque man, who legend has it had an amazing encounter with a Black bear. In the middle of the night, a bear made it into their logging camp and began to maul a man who had left some food out. The old Basque man, upon hearing the cries of a friend in need, grabbed a chain saw, took a run at the bear, and sawed him right up the middle from nuts to neck. After hearing that, I always did what the old Basque man said… out of respect.”
SAVE TEH BEARS
09.14.08 at 11:16 am
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