Comments on: HOW MUCH WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE PAID?

By: whiners suck

whiners suck — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:36:47 +0000

@imbored.

w/o question have sex with my own corpse.

By: proctor

proctor — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:45:29 +0000

It would make loosing your hair that much worse… you will never have the option to just shave it off and pretend that you still have style. I would go for the sandwich and do lots of drugs that year so it would be harder to recollect and all tangled up in hallucinations.

I would eat a bullet before I ate shit.

By: the real louis

the real louis — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:24:19 +0000

Pencil eraser?

By: william

william — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:30:21 +0000

Wait I have a question !

for example with the dancing, or the tattoo… when people asked why you were dancing everywhere, Could you explain that you were getting paid to do this?

Its like when you were in 5th grade and you’d give your friend a dollar to yell penis or gargle loudly in the ice cream store.

By: neezy

neezy — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:18:49 +0000

I have found so many typos in this site and Vice, I should be hired or paid as an editor. The “rationale” is..

By: ralphy

ralphy — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:50:12 +0000

yeah, 130k is way too low to be a shit-eater

seriously, you would never forget the taste, no one but scat pros would kiss you, and you would know that every day, no matter how good the day got, you would at some point have the low of havng to put poo in your own mouth

By: dancin fool

dancin fool — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:33:05 +0000

this article is interesting, and I respect most of your prices but how is 130 grand enough to dance everywhere you go for the rest of your life. that ain’t worth it, that’s crazy. if it’s just for a year, maybe, but 130k to basically have locomotion tourettes the rest of yer life, fuck that not at any price. no more strolling, loping, creeping, running, hopping, ambling, loping (i like that shit) or galloping? how the fuck you gonna teach your kid to gallop when you bopping around like a retard and she’s starting to be embarrassed to be seen with you at age six

By: imbored

imbored — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 22:11:22 +0000

Would you rather take a time machine forward in time, to have sex with your corpse at your open casket funeral? or would you rather go back in time and molest yourself moments after you are born (umbilical cord attached)?

By: sucks to be me

sucks to be me — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:13:19 +0000

I’ve been drastically underpaid for some of the weird/gross shit I’ve done in my day

By: emmzies

emmzies — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:23:51 +0000

do you mean an eraser that can be found on the end of a pencil? or one of those on-the-side, big ones that come in packs of different colors? big difference. or shit, maybe even a chalk board eraser?? we need this cleared up first. i dont want to be forced to eat something larger than i can create daily because then you would have to mix in someone else’s every day which A: would be challenging to find someone willing to give you their shit daily and just asking your friends would be humiliating in the first place. yeah, they might find it funny the first couple times but after about a week when you are calling them at work asking for their shit they are going to start screening your calls and whispering that you are “taking this TOO far”. you would have to add lost friends into the price. B: mixing shit would require gloves and more puke sacks and therefore, more money and C: you should NEVER mix poo of a different consistency, at least that is what my grandfather taught me so it would be more difficult to find exact matches everyday.

also, i agree that the kid slapping price is too high. no one would pay that. maybe $3.

i would do it for $3.