Comments on: HOW TO BE A CRUSTY FOR HALLOWEEN

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:58:50 +0000

u look like one of those dudes from leftover crack. i saw them at a punk show when i was in highschool and i was thinking, who the fuck let these homeless dudes into the bar for a punk show? n then they were up on stage n im like, oh fuck, ok.

By: dan

dan — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:21:46 +0000

where’s the tall bike? also he needs more metal in his face. maybe either some super PC shirt or something vaguely nazi like a burzum shirt or something. if he’s going for the scumfuck crusty i’d go for the burzum shirt.
maybe a banjo to old time music and black metal? what a fucking cliche……. also you need to bullshit about riding trains and whatnot, even if you’ve never done it. like riding the highline out to the beat harvest or whatever.
also pretending to be friends with stza crack helps too.

By: Gina

Gina — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 17:08:21 +0000

how many idiots have used this as a guide for their real life look so far?

By: Flog

Flog — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:15:12 +0000

is that Fred Perry underneath the jacket? That kind of makes your costume unconvincing.

By: squat or rot

squat or rot — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 05:02:26 +0000

i <3 d-beat

By: Beefy McManstick

Beefy McManstick — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 03:00:45 +0000

you also need a dog and a cup for panhandling and u re set. prettty goood though

By: vyvanse

vyvanse — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 01:39:31 +0000

hay boy, cute outfit.
p.s. there has been so much extraneous punctuation all over this fucking website as of late.

By: lol@u

lol@u — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:55:27 +0000

haha you look like my old roomate, dan the motherfuckin man, in that costume. damn we used to abuse that fucker. wonder whats he up these days. this guy used to work one arm out all the time and never use the other so he could get SSI for having a birth defect with his huge arm and his atrophied one. good times.

By: Applejacks

Applejacks — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:16:56 +0000

you need a squeegie… do they still squeegie???

By: Street Boning

Street Boning — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:05:04 +0000

you could also add a decrepit pit bull wearing a t-shirt