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Godspeed whores. Godspeed.
05.15.09 at 10:44 am
…OR A TOUR MANAGER
05.15.09 at 10:50 am
This is sad and funny in a dead clown baby sort of way.
05.15.09 at 10:51 am
Rule #1: Speak as if every statement you make is a question?
05.15.09 at 10:56 am
All those bands suck so much, the girls should be embarrassed.
05.15.09 at 10:59 am
and the COCK MIC is a nice touch…
05.15.09 at 11:01 am
How to be a dirty groupie slut? Well, the placement of that microphone is a start.
05.15.09 at 11:01 am
australian accents, *shudder*
05.15.09 at 11:03 am
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05.15.09 at 11:11 am
Did you hear that? It’s the sound of a billion fathers wincing.
05.15.09 at 11:20 am
The soundtrack makes this extra glamorous.
05.15.09 at 11:34 am
epic day on carnage street!
05.15.09 at 11:53 am
How to be a dirty groupie slut: step 1. tell the whole fucking world you’re a dirty groupie slut
05.15.09 at 11:59 am
Their “conquests” are probably 99% tour managers and 1% actual musicians.
05.15.09 at 12:05 pm
I like these chicks. They’re crazed, but they’re having fun. Fuck it you only have one life. If JT wants to eff you for one night and you say no because you’re too proud, then all you did was NOT eff JT and there’s no tale of a fun night of getting effed by America’s Sweetheart and waking up in his house only to have breakfast (homemade Huevos Rancheros of course) by the pool, now is there?
And guys would eff a girl band and fanout on them the same way. Probably wouldn’t lurk near the backstage door waiting to get plucked by a Tour Manager but they’d offer their services to a girl in the band they went to go see. These chicks won’t do this groupie thing forever. Just having fun, big deal.
05.15.09 at 1:35 pm
I didnt like this video because their accents are hard to understand and they talk really fast, which makes it totally difficult to take notes.
05.15.09 at 1:37 pm
it’s an ARTFORM…god dicks weren’t u listening
05.15.09 at 1:41 pm
Yeah I totally get you Avulva, if the girls from Sleater-Kinney or The Donnas wanted to eff me, I’d totally let them nibble my nutsack, and then I’d tell all my buddies.
05.15.09 at 1:54 pm
^ even the fat donna? id think she’d prefer to nibble on an actual sack of nuts. FATTY BURN!!!
05.15.09 at 2:11 pm
@Aviva
Slow down day dreamer. I’m pretty sure these two haven’t fucked JT, or even Usher. Sounds like they are fucking the tour manager for Hatebreed. I’d be more interested in hearing your take on this if you went and spent a couple weeks “gigging” with them. (Fuck it you only have one life. Right?)
p.s. – your point about guys and girl bands actually ends up being pointless. It’s Apples to Oranges. Most dudes will fuck just about anything, band membership is inconsequential.
05.15.09 at 2:14 pm
I don’t have any problem with the way these chicks live their lives. What I have a problem with is how incredibly annoying and average they are. I’m a thirtysomething nobody bluegrass banjo player with MUCH more attractive groupies than these slags. No wonder rock and roll sucks so hard these days, all the sexy whores are eatin cornbread and drinkin whiskey with the likes of me at VFW talent shows. There’s no motivation to rock.
05.15.09 at 2:25 pm
“These bitches with accents pronounce the word “cleavage” as “KLUH VAHJ.” WTF? I wonder how they pronounce “I HAVE AIDS (and a herpes encrusted cunt).””
…says the girl who spells her name VAL-HUREY.
05.15.09 at 2:27 pm
I really should have included a comma after the the word guys in my second paragraph. Embarrassing!
05.15.09 at 2:30 pm
@Aviva
JT as in Jonathan Taylor Thomas? That bitch is like 5 foot midget size.
Ewwww, siiide that nuckka. i don’t like guys who are the same height as me.
& i agree with Drippy Dog – guys will fuck anything. Most won’t care if the girl is famous or not.
Yeah whatever these sluts are just having fun but shit why do they have to represent the female species so damn disgracefully? They’re not even about the music they’re all about free shit & drunkenly spreading syphilis. Fuck that. These cunts are worse than the hip grifter.
@Armen
No, my name is spelled Valerie really. Twitter “usernames” aren’t printed on my birth certificate ya fag.
POINT IS “ROCK” GROUPIE BITCHES ARE THE WORST. SILVERCHAIR!? SLIPKNOT!? GOOD CHARLOTTE!?
Quality over quantity please.
RAP VIDEO HOES ARE THE BESTESTEST WITH THE BREASTESES.
If i had a dick i’d rather be Lil’ Wayne or Jay Z & not Kid Rock or Mark Hoppus. Oh, i kinda feel bad for Blink 182 & their ugly fans.
05.15.09 at 4:10 pm
who will pay for my taxi?
05.15.09 at 5:26 pm
@ Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles
“Sounds like they are fucking the tour manager for Hatebreed.”
Good one!
Okay I really need to get off this comment board. Sad, really.
xx
05.15.09 at 5:31 pm
Iz allz puzzy, mainz, but some seriously cobwebbed poon caves in ten years. Them baloney lips be flapping!
05.15.09 at 5:39 pm
This just in : All Australians are sluts.
05.15.09 at 5:48 pm
maybe from behind
05.15.09 at 7:53 pm
@Taco Express
i could go on and on for real.
05.15.09 at 10:01 pm
how do you fuck one of the gorillaz?
05.16.09 at 12:00 am
Those are my top bands of all time!
05.16.09 at 12:17 am
@Vane$$a Do you have any brief ones for here, or make a new Open mic article about Australian floozies you’ve seen/met.
05.16.09 at 12:28 am
@Taco Express
I don’t have any REAL computer access right now. My new rig just left Shanghai today and is scheduled to arrive on Wednesday. Otherwise I’d proudly share my tales of Aussie tourist sluts banging low IQ Turk neanderthals in Istanbul.
05.16.09 at 5:35 pm
prostitutes…
05.16.09 at 6:01 pm
foux da fa fa has brought up a very interesting point. Discuss.
05.17.09 at 2:35 am
yowzas.
um… between the discussion of syphillis/herp/cobwebbed snatches and the vag dentata-esque ruthlessness of these savage hos, the street carnage logo directly underneath the comment box just took on a whole new meaning… blech
05.18.09 at 1:38 am
they are just kidding….?
05.29.09 at 4:10 am