STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » HOW TO CARVE A PUMPKIN

Invite all your friends over and have them bring their own sharp knives because you’re not going to have enough. If they get arrested on the way to your house have them stab the cop and then freak out and run back home. Become their alibi. Everyone has to make a pact to lie for any murder that happens on Hellawicked (Juggalo term). After that, the only thing you have to know is: If you use a Sharpie to draw the face on your pumpkin you’re going to have to carve outside the lines or your pumpkin will have Sharpie all over his face. Ideally you want to use a pencil or a highlighter or something less visible. Be careful you guys. Peace.

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4 Comments

damnDanMan Says:

damn im drunk

10.31.08 at 3:12 am
Chachi and the Ashley Tisdales Says:

That one in the middle… is that you, Gavin?

10.31.08 at 8:10 am
lola Says:

I am so psyched for tonight!

10.31.08 at 9:40 am
felicia Says:

My pumpkin carving plans fell through, but I lived vicariously through these pictures.

10.31.08 at 11:23 am

STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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STREET BONER 1114

It must be weird for gays to go from a small town where everybody points to New York City where they run the joint.

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STREET BONER 1113

You only get about 30 seconds to discuss race in New York before everyone collapses from boredom.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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