Invite all your friends over and have them bring their own sharp knives because you’re not going to have enough. If they get arrested on the way to your house have them stab the cop and then freak out and run back home. Become their alibi. Everyone has to make a pact to lie for any murder that happens on Hellawicked (Juggalo term). After that, the only thing you have to know is: If you use a Sharpie to draw the face on your pumpkin you’re going to have to carve outside the lines or your pumpkin will have Sharpie all over his face. Ideally you want to use a pencil or a highlighter or something less visible. Be careful you guys. Peace.

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