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HOW TO DEEP THROAT

An instructional video.

My mom told me that Jerry Penacoli put a hamster up his butt. That’s not true, though. It was actually a gerbil.

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This entry was posted on 01.16.09 at 9:30 am by Tracie Egan. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

7 Comments

SHITCOCK Says:

TRACIE IT’S GREAT THAT YOU’VE LOST WEIGHT BUT DON’T USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO STOP SHAVING.

01.16.09 at 10:39 am
homeless. Says:

hahahahaha.

01.16.09 at 10:39 am
Michael Says:

Ha! I remember the Jerry Penacoli incident! I wonder if Jerry and Richard Gere trade “old war stories”….

01.16.09 at 11:07 am
Jim Goad Says:

I lived in Philly during the Jerry Penacoli ass-gerbil scare when Penacoli was a local TV news anchor who reputedly had anchored a local gerbil in his rectum.

But the Gerbil Jury is still out regarding whether any man anywhere has ever actually had a gerbil lodged up his pooper to the point where it required an emergency-room visit. Do not despair, though: There exists “harder” evidence about things such as peanut-butter jars, live eels, and 100-watt lightbulbs:

http://jimgoad.net/pdf/rectalforeignbodies.pdf

01.16.09 at 12:46 pm
Hangin With Mr. Cooper Says:

Henry Rollins claims you’re not supposed to feed small animals carrots for that very reason. Or maybe it’s just rabbits.

01.16.09 at 3:51 pm
terri Says:

dead gerbil.

01.16.09 at 11:05 pm
vegan jules Says:

animals are mysterious and fascinating creatures. Don’t eat them. Don’t kill them.

01.21.09 at 6:35 pm

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