It’s not very illegal to drink in public but they give you a summons and you have to get up at like, eight in the morning to go to the courthouse and deal with it. Why bother? All you have to do to avoid detection is dress your Foster’s up like a sheila and she will be impossible to distinguish from other fruity drinks. First go here to get your Snap Cap. Then go here to get your koozie (I mean literally go there – they don’t sell them online). Now follow these simple visual instructions.
Remember you have to open your beer BEFORE you put on the Snap Cap.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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…or stick it in a baby you can drink in public alls you want.
09.17.08 at 9:48 am
Why not buy these: http://www.prankplace.com/dh_canlabels.htm?KBID=3845
09.17.08 at 10:21 am
also, it’s good to dissolve cocaine and then put it in one of those nasal spray things. and also, it’s good to put a whore in a garbage bag so that you can fuck her in public through the bag.
09.17.08 at 11:25 am
oh gavin you’re wearing those plaid shorts that everyone started wearing all of a sudden. even my boss showed up in a pair the other day. they look gay.
09.17.08 at 11:37 am
is that will oldham eating a baby?
09.17.08 at 12:03 pm
Is that kooze a hologram!?
09.17.08 at 12:03 pm
That’s Tim Harrington of Les Savy Fav
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09.17.08 at 1:31 pm
uhh… made me laugh.
ALSO:
Looks like a grand party.
09.17.08 at 1:49 pm
The pictures didn’t load, wonderful.
09.17.08 at 2:21 pm
Foster’s should not be thought of as a beer.
09.17.08 at 3:30 pm
another fred perry
09.17.08 at 4:47 pm
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09.17.08 at 6:10 pm
So that means you have to do that evertyime you finish a can. That seems very ineffective. Why not just put a jack and coke into a 1 liter coke bottle, or a gin and tonic in a sprite bottle. Theres just so many ways.
09.17.08 at 8:26 pm
dude, gavin, FUCK those shorts.
09.17.08 at 8:36 pm
you are my fukcing hero homie. hey is that slut machines new husband to be?
09.17.08 at 10:31 pm
why bud light?
09.18.08 at 1:09 am
you went to court? me too
09.18.08 at 1:48 am
tim harrington!! how’s he doin?
09.18.08 at 7:24 am
Or… just put the can in a large, empty Subway drink cup, put the lid back on and drink through the straw. You get more drunk on baby brains though.
09.18.08 at 10:49 am
Here is an intense and very thorough review of the product…..first episode of a new five part documentary series on molded plastic and…..ok I am just angry now.
09.20.08 at 7:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hb-2Cn01go
can’t imbed?!
09.20.08 at 7:22 pm