Whether you’re eatlin’ a jelly sandwich, blowing your nose or simply defending yourself, using a napkin is as easy as 1-2-3.

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13 Comments
  1. Horrible Person Says:

    Great tips, but a few weeks too late for the victim of bus rage, sadly.

    I do appreciate the nose-blowing tips, especially deep in the midst of hay fever season.


  2. MES. Says:

    And to think I was living a lie this whole time, thanks mom and dad.


  3. adolf hitler Says:

    “what are you doing? jeez…”


  4. Harry Says:

    What’s the best way to catch dick snot? Are we talking muffle and suppression or more of a reservoir technique?


  5. alejandra Says:

    i think the tips on using a napkin when eating a jelly sandwich aren’t working at all


  6. To Harry Says:

    Form it around you hand like a baseball glove, and catch that motherfucker like its the 9th inning of the world series.


  7. circumcised Says:

    I never figured Gavin had so much etiquette.


  8. brules' Says:

    rules! half-way decent job!


  9. maple syrup Says:

    swirl OOT!


  10. mcpoopoo peeps Says:

    thats not a knife. this is a knife <===/==


  11. mcpoopoo peeps Says:

    yeh really, that’s some runny nasal ejaculate.


  12. Fat Jesus Says:

    Jim Goad is a preternatural whore…


  13. stephen Says:

    thank you for posting this. my whole life i’ve just been grabbing napkins and smashing them against my face. i’ve been told i use many more napkins than the average person. i also get in a lot of knife fights.


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