Whether you’re eatlin’ a jelly sandwich, blowing your nose or simply defending yourself, using a napkin is as easy as 1-2-3.
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Horrible Person Says:
Great tips, but a few weeks too late for the victim of bus rage, sadly.
I do appreciate the nose-blowing tips, especially deep in the midst of hay fever season.
thank you for posting this. my whole life i’ve just been grabbing napkins and smashing them against my face. i’ve been told i use many more napkins than the average person. i also get in a lot of knife fights.
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Great tips, but a few weeks too late for the victim of bus rage, sadly.
I do appreciate the nose-blowing tips, especially deep in the midst of hay fever season.
08.29.08 at 2:45 pm
And to think I was living a lie this whole time, thanks mom and dad.
08.29.08 at 6:34 pm
“what are you doing? jeez…”
08.29.08 at 7:26 pm
What’s the best way to catch dick snot? Are we talking muffle and suppression or more of a reservoir technique?
08.29.08 at 8:00 pm
i think the tips on using a napkin when eating a jelly sandwich aren’t working at all
08.29.08 at 8:27 pm
Form it around you hand like a baseball glove, and catch that motherfucker like its the 9th inning of the world series.
08.29.08 at 9:32 pm
I never figured Gavin had so much etiquette.
08.29.08 at 9:36 pm
rules! half-way decent job!
08.30.08 at 12:42 am
swirl OOT!
08.30.08 at 1:36 pm
thats not a knife. this is a knife <===/==
08.31.08 at 1:16 am
yeh really, that’s some runny nasal ejaculate.
08.31.08 at 5:52 am
Jim Goad is a preternatural whore…
08.31.08 at 11:52 am
thank you for posting this. my whole life i’ve just been grabbing napkins and smashing them against my face. i’ve been told i use many more napkins than the average person. i also get in a lot of knife fights.
08.31.08 at 12:27 pm