The secret to getting something permanent on your body is to think about it really, really hard and then think about it some more. By the time you’re ready to actually have it done, you should have thought about it so much that your brain hurts.
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i don’t have any tattoos and i don’t want any tattoos.
03.16.10 at 10:41 am
HAHAHA this is great
03.16.10 at 10:45 am
Scott Campbell $50 an hour? Pretty sure his best buddy rate is more like $100/hr. For you it’s probably twice that.
03.16.10 at 10:52 am
I aren’t bored most of the time.
03.16.10 at 11:00 am
coke eyes are so gross – esp on a middle-aged man.
03.16.10 at 11:10 am
i’m not sure why but i find this entirely sexy.
03.16.10 at 11:38 am
I want someone to get a Young Ones tattoo
03.16.10 at 11:52 am
That is a highly conceptual tattoo. Now I regret my Sailor Jerry Vampira tramp stamp.
03.16.10 at 12:29 pm
This joke would work better if, at the start of the vid, the screen didn’t clearly show that the clip is called “art thou bored.”
03.16.10 at 12:50 pm
i got keyboard cat on my dick, so then he can play me off everytime i’m done masturbating alone and sad
03.16.10 at 1:10 pm
@SackPants: you don’t get invited to parties, or have friends, do you…
03.16.10 at 1:39 pm
16 in the clip and one in the hole Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY Too bad you fagots in NYshitty can’t own a GLOCK or they’ll cut your fucking feet off if you get caught with it.
03.16.10 at 1:55 pm
perfect.
03.16.10 at 3:07 pm
What are “coke eyes” ?
03.16.10 at 3:39 pm
Did “Lordin’ it over the Serfs” just throw down for Warren G? Wow. Just wow. I can’t tell if it’s genius or not.
03.16.10 at 4:28 pm
Aren’t Thou Bored is better anyway.
03.16.10 at 4:45 pm
I just spent $145 x 18 (sessions over two years to remove a 3″ x 4″ tattoo. $2610 and that was a discount rate.
03.16.10 at 5:18 pm
“He did..” aka “Oh, shit.”
03.16.10 at 5:53 pm
@ Nobody, you’re a gentlemen and a scholar (or a pussy and an idiot)
03.16.10 at 8:05 pm
“the guy gets like $50 an hour, so fuck him”
instant classic
03.16.10 at 10:13 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha
03.17.10 at 5:56 am
tattoos keep you out of like 75% of jobs then there are like 5% of jobs that you can’t get unless you have them!
03.17.10 at 10:18 am
Good job gavin. You had me thinking that this was going to be really lame. But you managed to twist it and it was funny. i laughed
03.17.10 at 1:39 pm
Don’t think about it just do it. thinking isn’t cool!
03.17.10 at 4:05 pm
@ MC Lyte –
Only if you get them in places (neck, face, hands) that can’t be easily covered up. Or if your an idiot that wears a short sleeved shirt to your interview. Besides, it’s only a matter of time before George W. Bush gets “Born to Raise Hell” tattoed on his throat on a bet and then all of us tattoed deviants can finally get the investment banker jobs we’ve been unjustly kept out of for lo these many years.
03.17.10 at 4:08 pm
I have a tattoo.
03.17.10 at 5:00 pm
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha
03.17.10 at 8:02 pm
Gavin is one smooth motherfather.
03.17.10 at 10:02 pm
people still get tattoos?
03.18.10 at 4:15 am
I love this man.
04.11.10 at 12:13 am