Postcards were the texting of yesteryear and it’s nice to see that messages back then were just as short, sweet and blow-offish one could ever hope tho have them be today.
One hundred and three years ago, this fucker was trying to get $5 back from a lady friend and it it didn’t quit work. So he resorted to a sarcastic “Hope you are not short $5.00 – forget it”.
Which seems to imply she took $5 from him? The problem is that with these postcard texting devices the other person cannot go “WTF?” immediately. She had to “WTF” this guy with a postcard which took another two weeks to get to him. Then he would then send another postcard and so on and so on until it’s 2009 and she rams the $5 down his throat and says “Thanks for wasting my life on this asshole!”
But she says it like a really old broad who shouldn’t still be alive: “thhannkkkss fer wassss-tt-inngg myyy lifffeee onnn thisss (cough) ass-(cough) hole”

But he’s not alive, he’s in a grave so she has to get him dug up to tell him off.
What a DICK that guy was. Sorry lady. Keep the change.

PS Cops had it Going on back then with the faces and the attitude.

I’d like to thank me for supplying this from my postcard collection of “ancient beefs” which I will be touring around with in 2017.

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