Comments on: HOW TO REMAIN SUPERFICIAL DURING A LIFE-THREATENING EVENT

By: Butchie

Butchie — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:43:30 +0000

Hey man, I ran sound for you in Indianapolis, once. Glad you’re not dead or anything.

By: Dimmesdale

Dimmesdale — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:43:46 +0000

I’m crying and masturbating at the same time.

By: Dane

Dane — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:39:14 +0000

Glad ta see you made it ok. It must have sucked but check out the benefits.

1. You have a woman who got you to the hospital, stuck by you, and all the while shes HAVIN YOUR BABY…that’s dedication.

2. Like you said- free facelift. You look like your about 32 in these pictures.

3. And after a large scale analysis of these photos I have determined you do not have a Jew nose.

So you see…life ain’t so bad…when is The Encyclopedia of Race comin’ out?

By: Dan

Dan — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:02:55 +0000

Now you have material for your next Big Red Goad album. You gotta do another one of those!

By: I love you, Jim

I love you, Jim — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:55:55 +0000

man, that scar is SERIOUSLY sexually attractive!

By: Fag Farts

Fag Farts — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:58:49 +0000

I’m pretty sure that’s a third nipple and a second anus on the left side of your brain.

By: shadowy figure

shadowy figure — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:46:06 +0000

I have no idea who you are (I know the brain story though), but, still, glad to know things went smoothly. Personally, I just don’t like acknowledging such situations because it makes me ponder on my own dwindling existence and all the pesky things that can just as easily grow in my head as well.

By: Jonny Boy

Jonny Boy — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:03:06 +0000

Sonofabitch. . . that skin do look awful nice. . . purdy mouth too!

Good to have you back, Jimbles. Hopefully the docs managed to cut the bitch out of your brain and leave the anger.

Many more happy birthdays to you, sir!

By: Janie

Janie — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:50:35 +0000

Glad to hear you and your ego are in fine form. Now get back to opinioning, smartass. It’s been a bit dull here as of late.

By: goldanny

goldanny — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:25:29 +0000

Lou Albano? You fool! Don’t you know Academy Award winning actor Hugh Griffith when you see him ?

http://www.nndb.com/people/120/000063928/griffith-face.jpg