I don’t know about you guys, but mine was pretty fucking American:
- Woke up drunk
- Called out of work
- Went to a BBQ
- Drank a ton of shitty American beer
- Handed out fireworks to needy children
- Went to another BBQ
- Played around with my friend’s unloaded revolver (he said he’s saving the ammo for “the revolution”)
- Drank a ton of Jack and SoCo
- Blew up an apple pie
- Coordinated a roman candle fight
- Got high and passed out
So, what’d you patriots do?
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grilled, took 2C-I and tripped balls
07.06.09 at 12:17 pm
P fuckin’ CP
07.06.09 at 12:18 pm
i slept all day. day off friday so got drunk and fucked up friday night. the 4th was for smoking weeds and watching films. fuck the same ol’ shit.
07.06.09 at 12:29 pm
Check it out this entry was posted on 07/06 but my comment was posted on 06/30! I am a time traveler!
07.06.09 at 12:30 pm
saaaame
07.06.09 at 12:48 pm
Woke up drunk at a friend’s place next to a sleeping boy in boxers who i never hooked up with…
went home & watched the Twilight Zone Marathon on the Sci-Fi channel all day.
Went to a BBQ rooftop party where i chugged vodka & beers all night.
Vague fireworks watching. Kicked ass at Marvel VS. Capcom on Playstation 2.
Got high. Got laid. Got high some more. Got laid s’more. Passed out.
In the words of Ice Cube:
“Didn’t even have to use my A.K.
i gotsta say it was a goood daay.”
07.06.09 at 12:56 pm
WTF.BBQ is full of shit
07.06.09 at 1:06 pm
Oops I meant to post that comment in the other thread about advertising. Man I’m tired today.
07.06.09 at 1:23 pm
Drank all day and ate a bunch of meat. Went to a few bars and successfully avoided all the parties. Venison jalapeno and cheese brats FTW.
07.06.09 at 1:55 pm
I can’t remember anything except the sirens all last night.
07.06.09 at 2:36 pm
I don’t care what anyone did ever.
07.06.09 at 2:53 pm
I am licking the dirt off of my bathroom floor at this very moment.
07.06.09 at 3:00 pm
Had a two hour water balloon fight, drank 15 beers, grilled and ate 3 steak sandwiches, booty call with a 36 year old Korean girl with tattoos.
07.06.09 at 3:12 pm
Floated down the Frio river in the middle of nowhere, TX
07.06.09 at 3:54 pm
bought a bikini drank on the couch to the hangover and transformers 2 i am not american
07.06.09 at 4:24 pm
dorkus malorkus must be Canadian. Or a commie.
07.06.09 at 4:40 pm
Smoked weed on Coors Field.
07.06.09 at 4:43 pm
Woke up drunk at a friend’s place next to a sleeping boy in boxers who i never hooked up with…
went home & watched the Twilight Zone Marathon on the Sci-Fi channel all day.
Went to a BBQ rooftop party where i chugged vodka & beers all night.
Vague fireworks watching. Kicked ass at Marvel VS. Capcom on Playstation 2.
Got high. Got laid. Got high some more. Got laid s’more. Passed out.
In the words of Ice Cube:
“Didn’t even have to use my A.K.
i gotsta say it was a goood day”
I chopped your head off and put it on a stick
07.06.09 at 5:48 pm
Went on a safari in Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming. Hiked a very poorly maintained trail with class IV consequences in flip flops whilst double-fisting with beer and bloody mary.
Shot bottle rockets in the wilderness.
Got overwhelmed on a mushroom buzz that made me not want to leave a 15-foot comfort zone of someone’s front yard. Stayed up to watch the alpenglow on the lower 48’s most magnificent mountain range – http://www.leelefever.com/archives/sunrise-grand_tetons.jpg
07.06.09 at 7:31 pm
took some molly, got on the drunk trolly, watched the official jacksonville beach firework show in a crowd of shirtless men, some bums, and moms wearing bikinis all screaming AMERICA FUCK YEAH, walked 2 miles down a busy cop-filled street to a house party. on molly the walk was actually so fun because the lights from the cop cars, which were parked at like every block, looked fucking awesome. the house party was ok, the owner of the upstairs portion of the house wore a bikini she was much too big for and had a rhinestone applique USA thing on her boob so she got tan lines around it. we also played with sparklers FYI YAYYYY
07.06.09 at 7:35 pm
Ate meat, did key bumps during the fireworks, watched Eastbound & Down, and jerked off because my dick wasn’t working at the party… So fucking American I shit my pants the next morning.
07.06.09 at 8:06 pm
Since when do you smoke up? Did you throw up again?
I chilled with Vanessa Williams at her roof party and the rest is a blank.
07.06.09 at 8:47 pm
I worked.
07.07.09 at 1:43 am
bloggers… they’re just like us!
07.07.09 at 5:34 pm
I wanked.
Like mad.
All day dudes!
07.07.09 at 5:45 pm
i killed a fuckin moslem
07.11.09 at 4:13 am