Excitement because Michael is my greatest inspiration and the greatest man I have ever known – thanks to photos and the TV set. I felt depression because he spent so much money not to look like me. It’s a bit of a bummer. However, I love a challenge. You are a worthy opponent Mr. Jackson. So, starting tonight I will be collecting money to look like the gorgeous white woman I was meant to be. A woman with sass, integrity, compassion, and a love of children or “rubbers” as Michael would say. Where you gonna go now Michael? I’m gaining ground.
I have taken the liberty of proving to all of you how much I look like Michael without surgery. I look more like a tanned angry Korean lesbian more than a hot, fuckable Michael but I’m still proud to be 11% there.
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My mom says I look like Benicio Del Toro.
09.01.08 at 12:22 pm
totally mj!
09.01.08 at 1:43 pm
I’m from a paralell world where we spell paralell like this and Michael Jackson was slipped some great acid and ludes as a child by this sex predator TV presenter named Fafonn Johnca who was never born here. anyway our MJ excaped a rum bum bumming thanks to the intervention of our Marvin Gay (spelled without the E although he did a lot of K in the equatable time frame of your Here, My Dear era. basically the negros were a lot more psychedelic eating in our 50’s and a lot more white americans died in the race rapes of our 40’s weakened as they were by the sino electric thread bombing campaign of 1948. and of course the kiddiefucker brainwashing subtext of so much of your 70’s culture was not a factor in our MJ’s ascent so our Blacko Jacko looks a lot like the above but his music after the Jackson 6 broke up was different than your Quincy Jones CIA designed power pop. him and Jermaine released 3 Ludesbeat classics in the mid eighties that your ears will never hear or your brain be able to imagine hearing. also our timeline has time travel and I can tell you russia will kill your world within the year
09.01.08 at 3:47 pm
it’s probably all the goofy faces, but I think you look like a black Rowan Atkinson
09.01.08 at 4:02 pm
CHECK IT
it’s Ronald McDonald without makeup
CHECK OOT
09.01.08 at 5:15 pm
your hair is looking really cute Beckles
09.01.08 at 11:48 pm
He looks like a highschool principal who inspires his students to win a math competition. Beckles, you just look insane. in a good way.
09.02.08 at 9:18 am
you look old
09.02.08 at 5:50 pm
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06.26.09 at 2:31 am
yea you definately look like rowan atkinson in the 7th photo
06.28.09 at 3:02 am
j’apreci son courage de vouloir imiter Michael
mais idoit savoir que la vrai personnalité de l’homme on ne le recopie pas
michael nous a quitter si brusquement au moment ou tout le monde l’ attendait à l’ondre ou il devait se produir en concert mes condoleances les plus atristés a sa famille biologique et artistique “Eder xp”.
06.28.09 at 10:20 am
he doesnt only look old … he IS old lol
06.29.09 at 11:54 pm
your ugly!!!!!!!!
06.30.09 at 9:23 am
Fucking bitch. Why did you get that freakin surgery. I liked you more when you were blackk because you didn’t look like a fucking bitch!!!!!!!
06.30.09 at 9:24 am
Michael Jackson as white= BITCH!
Michael Jackson as black= COOL!
06.30.09 at 9:29 am
It is your own fault that you got fuckin plasticc surgery’s and kept dropping your nose! Treats you right. But now you’ve gone to far with trying to through your little tiny baby off a balcony. YOU MURDERER!!!!!!!!
06.30.09 at 9:31 am
I’m glad he’s gone. His kids won’t be threatened! P.S Threatened by his ugliness
06.30.09 at 9:32 am
I thought you were the king of pop. Not the king of…UGLINESS!!!
06.30.09 at 9:34 am
u all were jealous of him…..bcz he ws sumthing which u cnt evn think of becoming…..frm m,a side jst 1 msg 2 u ppl…..FUCK OFF……he ws an icon…..n he’ll b ….forever…..lv u MJ
07.03.09 at 12:00 pm
i can’t belive u poeple would say something like that! MJ was the only King of Pop and DON’T FORGET THAT! THINK ABOUT SOMETHING BE4 U SAY SOMETHING U JACKA$$!! I SWEAR SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND mj!
07.03.09 at 12:38 pm
black mj and white mj are not the same people. he changed, personality and face. he’s 2 different icons, king of pop, and more recently, child molester baby killer. i like the old one better. he got messed up. AND WHY THE HECK DO YOU WANNA LOOK LIKE THAT FREAK. this has to be some sick joke. hes scary. i should dress up like him for halloween. the poor little boys will go runnin. i wouldnt get near him for all the money in the world. what if he raped me?!?!!!?! he looks like an alein
07.03.09 at 5:36 pm
i love you
07.05.09 at 5:28 am
F….yourself! You’re all a bunch of nobodies and can’t live without expressing your envy.
You’re not even able to accept court decisions of your own country!
You claim to live in a free and democratic country but you’re not able to accept that and live like that….you’re killing your kings and geniuses like in the middle ages. Narrow minded folk…that’s what you are….
Looking like someone doesn’t make you that person….you won’t be able to achieve but same stupid comments about being a “freak” as if plastic surgery is ok for everyone else but not for mj.
07.06.09 at 2:47 am
i agree with “xoxoxo” sums it up with passion. MJ only changed because of the influence of others. ppl commenting about his acne in teenage years. and then he got Vitiligo because of his superstar lifestyle. and when he was vulnerable, ppl took advantage, instead of supporting him when he most needed it. now that he’s gone (but not forgotten) ppl wanna act like they loved him all the time. he died because of pressure from the public; those who doubted him, he wanted to prove them wrong
i love him. now and always
07.06.09 at 8:05 am
Just6 face it he is a bitch
07.06.09 at 1:48 pm
Yea but don’t you agree that he kinds did look better as a black person and, I didn’t make fun of him!
That’s mean to say by the way!
07.06.09 at 2:49 pm
xoxoxo you can go fuck yourself!
07.06.09 at 2:49 pm
Dark or Light! MJ is still an Icon! Dark or Light he’s still a child of God! Dark or Light he is still loved and will be greatly missed. You haters can not take that away! Amazingly whether he’s darker or lighter you haters are still putting hours in on the clock by hating! So continue to hate because some one has to do it and you idiots were put here on earth to do just that! So go drink your haterade then go kill yo self!!!!!!!
We Love you Micheal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07.06.09 at 10:16 pm
Michael You are gone. Yep Elvis will live on longer then you. I don’t hate you, but you where a nut who did not know who you was. Marie left you because Elvis was going to kick her lil ass…and she got sick of you wearing under-rooos. It’s close to midnight and something is moving ing the dark now the dark has you.
07.06.09 at 11:37 pm
Yeah…he’s a bitch isn’t he? Why? Because he had to bitch himself to work from the age of 5; cause he got bitchly sick and never complained about pain and gone on; cause he sang words to open your narrow minded people? What really matters to you is to destroy true values, real peacemakers, “bitches” who really care about you stupid folk. Millions all over the world praised him – but it’s ok with you going on hating. Thank to you he’ll be praised more!
You don’t deserve such values. You deserve exact what you’ve got and we’re glad to make fun of you stupid folk and watch you going down drown by your own hatred!
07.07.09 at 2:19 am
you just want your 15mn of fame, go do something better let him rest in peace
07.07.09 at 8:17 pm
r u ppl fucking kidding me?:how bout u guys go fuck urselfs–>michael jackson gave life to music..he was an ICON..to all his haters:LICK his ass cause he never touch that dumbass boy and he LOVES his children–>why would he hurt them…only dumb fucks like ‘anonymous and thriller’ think down on ppl cause they have nothing better to do but fuck themselves..do me a favor and everyone else on this site and GET OVER URSELFS!
-losers MUCH!
07.08.09 at 10:55 am
i think this guy looks nothing like the picture next to michael jackson
you look like a nugget with an afrp
07.09.09 at 7:27 pm
lol totally mr.bean
07.10.09 at 3:55 pm
All you ppl that are talkin bad about michael can go off and fuck urselves!! he was and icon a leader and a genius!!! u guys are just all jealous because he is something that you guess could never be!! screw u all!!! none of you guys knew michael so u cant say a damn thing about him!!!!
07.10.09 at 9:04 pm
OKAY THRILLER AND ANONYMOUS!!! GO FUCK YOURSELVES CAUSE YOU DIDNT EVEN NO MICHAEL!!!! HE WAS AMAZZIMG AND LIKE I ALREADY SAID U GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE HE WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU GUYS CUD NEVER BE!!!! AN AMAZZIN AND LOVING PERSON TO EVERYONE!!!
07.10.09 at 9:07 pm
Michael Jackson was a doped up child touching pervert who was abused by his father and most likely sexually abused as a child…He had a ‘Body Dysmorphic Disorder’, all the evil douchebags that surrounded him enabled his drug addiction, including his own family, saw him as there golden goose and sucked the very life right out of him…sad story what a waste.
07.11.09 at 5:24 am
on the 7th one it looks like ur face has been pumped up
u look like ronald mcdonald without makeup u freak
07.11.09 at 12:06 pm
u look like a shit with an afro
stop impersinating mj u retarded freak
07.11.09 at 12:08 pm
All MJ haters can go fuck your-narrowminded-selves.
07.12.09 at 12:20 pm
Absolute madness! Prob best to remember Jacko for his songs and incredible videos to be fair…
07.18.09 at 2:58 pm
if i roll the wheel on the mouse up and down i can make you have a seizure
03.19.10 at 10:47 am