This took me about an hour to crack. How the fuck does this guy do what all men wish they could? How does he convert every woman he sees from a cute lady having lunch to a naked slut showing off her bush? The secret lies in the bush itself. As someone who sees dozens and dozens of bushes a year (at the gym), I know what they look like. Early 20 girls are usually shaved bald or have a tiny landing strip but as women get older, their bushes get less neat. Each bush on this site is kept like a 20 year-olds, regardless of age. Know why? They must be in porn. The really corny ones are from amateur porn. Dig? The original pics are either jpegs he has women send him before hiring them OR pics he takes at the actual audition. The second pics are from the porn shoot OR they’re also audition pics just a bit ruder. Next riddle please!
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yeah those pictures of girls holding up a camera to a dirty mirror are 100% porn stars. yep.
04.12.09 at 10:04 pm
the pictures used on the blog are just things poached from “homemade amateur” porn sites.
04.12.09 at 10:16 pm
Hang on. I think you’re being a little hasty here. There’s some things that don’t make sense. Like how tons of those pics are from girls on holiday. Is it possible it’s one sex addict who has tons of money and saves pics of all his conquests?
04.12.09 at 10:41 pm
I dunno. Maybe they’re just all into having their vag’s looked at online. no big.
04.12.09 at 11:41 pm
I’m convinced it’s a dude at either a comp. repair place or a photo place… known people who’ve known people at either who have legendary archives of copies of all the dirty shit they find. & Geek Squad porn hoarders, shit, that’s public record.
04.12.09 at 11:58 pm
So if have muff what do win?
04.13.09 at 1:20 am
I just looked at 50 snatches in a row :S
04.13.09 at 2:45 am
actually, guys just send each other the pictures we take of naked wives and girlfriends or whatever. THATS WHY WE ASK TO TAKE THEM DOYE.
04.13.09 at 4:24 am
wait, i have so many questions? who is taking all these pictures? why are r so many on exotic vacations? why are the naked pictures always taken in the messiest rooms possible? if their in porn, then why are there so many frumpy hippy/office slave lookin bitches wit furry poon? now i know how jodie foster felt in Contact. ( mccaughey was a scientist?wtf?)
04.13.09 at 4:55 am
* fuck, they’re. That shit cost me dean’s list last year!
04.13.09 at 4:56 am
That site should be called:
“99 out of 100 White Women Don’t look That Good Especially When They Have Their Clothes Off So Why Does the World Revolve Around Them? And Oh Yeah, They’ll Do Anything for Money.”
04.13.09 at 7:22 am
shouldn’t there be something funny here? this is a 5th grade report on guess her muff. ur a boring r3tard.
04.13.09 at 9:16 am
what happened to leaving a little to the imagination?
I mean how many women are willing to give vag shots so willy-nilly? Based on this site (and the bajillion porn sites on the web) it seems like everybody but me. I’m no prude, but seriously what dude wants to date a girl that has shown her vagina to the whole country? Isn’t there something inherently romantic in the idea that you’re sharing something that no one else gets to see with your sig. other?
Sorry, I know I’m a sentimental mushball, and now all I gotta say about most of hatchet wounds i just peeped is…ROAST BEEF SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04.13.09 at 9:24 am
^the
04.13.09 at 9:25 am
^after
04.13.09 at 9:33 am
^told
04.13.09 at 9:33 am
^mashball
04.13.09 at 9:34 am
^I
04.13.09 at 9:34 am
^a
04.13.09 at 9:35 am
trim your quim to meet my expectations
(and they do)
feels good to be a dude.
04.13.09 at 9:48 am
Lots of different (awesome) men send their pictures to the guy who runs that site. Everyone has innocent pictures of their significant others, lots of people have nude pictures.
Problem solved, next.
04.13.09 at 10:13 am
I DON’T GET WHY PEOPLE ALLOW THEIR FACES INTO A LOT OF THOSE PICS. HELLO! YOU JUST KNOW SOMEBODY FROM WORK IS GOING TO HAPPEN UPON YOUR TWAT SHOT SOMEDAY IF YOU INNOCENTLY LET YOUR BOYFRIEND/FUCKBUDDY TAKE A PIC. SAY “IF YOU WANT THE TWAT, YOU GET THE TWAT. NO FACE.”
I COLLECT COCK PICS BUT I NEVER EMAIL OR POST THEM W/THE FACES SHOWING. WHY JEOPARDIZE SOMEBODY’S CAREER OVER IT? STUPID. THAT BEING SAID, I DO BELIEVE THERE IS A PIC W/A BEER BOTTLE UP MY TWAT AND MY DRUNKEN FACE SHOWING AS WELL AS A BUKKAKE SHOT OR THREE. LESSON: LOCK THE CAMERA WHEN THE BOOZE COMES OUT. LOCK IT UP TIGHT.
04.13.09 at 10:20 am
I’m surprised I didn’t find VAL’s pic on there.
04.13.09 at 10:59 am
…speaking of…could we have the guy that runs GHM take over Val’s 12 stoopid pics column?
04.13.09 at 11:59 am
@Street Boring
Sugar, you’re a hater.
@Street Boning
i actually have a penis. E-mail Gavin or Blognigger to see if they’ll send you the pics you little shit.
04.13.09 at 2:49 pm
Val,
I’m not a hater. I just want to see your muff. Is that a crime?
You should’ve known that you little minx.
…or are you playing hard to get?
04.13.09 at 3:55 pm
Why does it feel like “Val” is a Blogrigger creation? Know what I mean? Like the ‘ho is straight out the same lab that produced us JANG.
04.13.09 at 8:42 pm
A few of them are slightly disturbing to look at the as the women involved look like they’ve been ruffied.
04.13.09 at 9:08 pm
i was terrible at this game.
04.13.09 at 9:53 pm
he works in porn too.
04.14.09 at 3:55 am
only a woman would worry about how the pics get on the site. all i’m worried about is if i’ll get to see some real life vag… prolly not because i’m a creepy computer geek
04.14.09 at 7:51 am
guess her muff is the best site ever in life btw.
04.14.09 at 7:51 am
Shaved pussies are another sad attempt to appeal to the dude’s inner-pedophile.
04.14.09 at 8:33 am
Anybody peep the black chick riding full-on Joaquin Phoenix style about 5 pages in?
04.14.09 at 8:34 am
The landing strip is the worst thing to happen to hair since those weird facial hair chinstrap things that fat guys in track suits like to sport. It screams “worse than white trash.”
04.14.09 at 8:36 am
But I guess that landing strip usage also suggests that women have caught on to the fact that white trailer park pussy is possibly the most desirable pussy in the world, or am I the only one who feels that way?
04.14.09 at 8:39 am
I’ve been thinking about this alot the last 24 hours, and I contend that it is in fact a collection somehow acquired from each individual woman’s current or former lovers.
This website fucked me up like Tetris.
I was seeing it in my sleep, and I’ll be honest. The lady in line ahead of me at the bagel place looked totally different to me today.
04.14.09 at 11:54 am
I keep hoping I’ll see a girl on this site that I went to high school, but I probably have a better chance of seeing them on a meth “before/after” poster at the pharmacy.
04.15.09 at 6:55 am
Hey guys – I have a internet podcast – and I’m trying to track down the guy who created this blog for an interview.
Anyone have any idea how to get in contact with this guy? thanks!
04.25.09 at 12:10 am
If you want more or a game on this theme, try http://www.matchthatmuff.com
12.18.09 at 6:15 pm
Here’s the problem with your thesis that the guy is in porn…
There is no monetization of that site at all. It’s totally free and there’s not one ad, banner, or link on the entire site.
01.06.10 at 10:44 pm