STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Hello Fans, Fams and Fems! Being that my Street Carnage readers (THATS YOU!) are my #1 followers and supporters, I just wanted to let you be the first to know that I GOT SOUPED! Being on Joel McHale’s radar means that I have kinda made it in Hollywood. I mean, what could be next? A night time Emmy?? I want to thank Kendra for BFFing me, but most of all I want to thank you guys for all the love and support! You have been there since day one, every step of the way like my personal cyber cheerleaders, motivating me, watching me blossom into the Reality Starlet/IT Girl that I am today and for that, I love ya’s! MEAN IT!!!

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8 Comments

uhh.. Says:

GAY

07.02.09 at 10:06 am
SHITCOCK Says:

Now try that line on the cops when you’re black and see how it goes over.

07.02.09 at 10:22 am
hammergoat Says:

I don’t get it. Who is this dude?

07.02.09 at 11:08 am
bongmasterflex Says:

Who cares?

07.02.09 at 11:14 am
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

Oh, you’re sassy!

07.02.09 at 12:18 pm
Fresh,sexy and fuckin hot! Says:

Love ya too! Mean it dis time for real baby!… But don’t let ur fierce guard dwn jus like u have in dis post. ‘Stay a FIERCE DIVA and the fans shall follow in awe’ says Beyonce (some point in her solo artist career….?? Still loves it though. xx

07.02.09 at 6:37 pm
FAILFAG Says:

WHO? I don’t know you!

07.02.09 at 8:07 pm
Shitona Bedsheet Says:

I’ve been a fan since day one (today) But since you have just become mainstream we must now part ways.

07.03.09 at 2:26 pm

STREET BONER 1080

It’s confusing to see the drum tech from Velvet Revolver pulling 8s but know this: “The worm who sits on a hook every fucking night will, eventually, get a bite.”

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STREET BONER 1079

Sometimes it feels like homeless people are the only honest people left.

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STREET BONER 1078

Friday nights make me so happy to be alive, I get embarrassed for dead people.

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STREET BONER 1077

“See? You’re way shorter than me.”

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.