STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » ROX WEARING NIKES

I’ve never been a big fan of Nike’s but this chick Rox that my friend Chris Shonting shot sure makes them look good. Or maybe it’s just his incredible photography skills. Whichever.

Jen Hanley
Gnarlitude.com

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12 Comments

Diaper Dan Says:

I liked two things about this post:

1) It was only 32 words long.

2) None of those words was “stoked.”

11.03.08 at 11:28 am
Soft Feet Says:

If for some reason you wanted to know/didn’t know what kind of Nikes those were; I’m 87% sure they’re Blazers.

11.03.08 at 12:22 pm
JM Says:

Roxanne. I met you on the L train last year. I was joking about some shitty Reebok shoe ads and then I told you to go to the Mudhoney show at the Music Hall. I should have stayed on the train with you, but my friends were from out of town and I felt obliged to stick with them. After we got up top they told me I should have stayed on. Awe shucks, they were probably right.

11.03.08 at 12:37 pm
drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

half asian or latino?
always so confusing

11.03.08 at 12:59 pm
drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

Hey, what’s up with this dude above stealing my name? I didn’t say that.

11.03.08 at 3:12 pm
Ribs Says:

Is this what passes for content around here these days? Wow.

11.03.08 at 3:36 pm
tommy gun Says:

jen is stoked about these fucking rad shoes. she likes Gorgoroth too.

11.03.08 at 4:12 pm
nobody Says:

i would try and get her pregnant.

11.03.08 at 4:21 pm
srsly Says:

her mouth is sexy nice

11.03.08 at 7:58 pm
Spanky McTony Says:

wearing all black is a stupid as colorized charlie chaplin.

11.04.08 at 4:47 am
sleep deprivation and stories of my bullshit youth › every inch exists in miles, still it’s cool relaxed and calm Says:

[...] keep them really clean + who has time to worry about that?) and my friend Manute’s lady Rox makes them look awfully nice as well but long story short, there’s just no way I could ever seriously be [...]

11.04.08 at 11:14 am
Tampax Dave Says:

As far as photo essays of petulant chicks with unarticulated “attitude” wearing grimy outfits, smoking cigarettes, and running down the street are concerned, this is hard to beat.

11.04.08 at 1:04 pm

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