Obama heroin

Obama is more than hope. He’s something that takes over your whole body and just fills you with euphoria. Sure sometimes you get too much of him and you start to get a little bit sleepy but there’s wears off and your back to sitting there, eyes half closed, just fucking digging him. If you ever want to get some real inspirado, pour yourself a batch, do a tiny bump of Obama and just chillax. It’s amazing how lubed it makes your brain.


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5 Comments
  1. ew Says:

    but where b all the Palin crystal meth?


  2. whaaa Says:

    what’s with the typos?


  3. goldcat Says:

    hahaha, i thought they were slabs of clay from the thumbnail and i thought someone was doing a new age feelgood ceramics homage to the good vibes they get from obama. that woulda been pretty good.


  4. tokio hotelier Says:

    guys…….! can we all stop talking about palin and just make up our minds to vote for her in nov? jeez, don’t know about you guys but [i]I[/i] need to get back to work!


  5. the only thing faggotier... Says:

    the only thing more faggotty than “Tokio Hotel” taking a four wiener anal plunging on kimmel last night is Carson Daly’s whole career.. the guy is a fuckin anorexic with a scared sense of humor and he thinks he has a serious chance of hosting a 12:30 show.. the guy’d probably start self harming under all the pressure. who was that funny blond broad that shit was HARARIOUS


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