You forgot to mention the biggest reason why seeing the wife’s semi-grossness is important.

Because the biggest wretch-filled time in marriage comes while watching the ‘miracle’ of birth.

There’s that moment….your girl just squeezed out a wiggling, screaming object the size of a spaghetti squash out her hoo-hoo. There’s blood, poop, goo and other indescribable semi-solid ectoplasm all over the floor and walls. Oh, don’t forget the smell…

When it happens your mind is going to ask you one question:

How am I ever gonna stick my pencil sized dong in that big, floppy hole again?

Geez, I wish it was 1950 so I could have spend that time in some waiting room drinking booze and smoking cigs.

But, if you’ve already cleaned up her pubic hair, vomit, poop or other effluvium, then you get over it and move on. If you cant bear to do these things in the early stages, you are going to run after seeing birth.

And just you wait until you see what comes out of the baby. That’s when you learn that the ‘miracle’ of birth was just basic training.

And BTW – despite all this, I have another kid on the way.

So yeah, it just goes to show – none of that shit matters when you’re in love. Love is about accepting one another unconditionally. If you can’t bring yourself to fart around your fiancee, then I agree with Brogniggle – drop the wedding ring before anyone gets hurt.

Aint no lady what can keep the gas in the chamber after more than 4 minutes of the butt love. And whatchu gonna do when she let one slide out, all up in the direction of your face while you looking down at her cello-shaped back n’ ass and adjusting your rod?

The GENTLEMANLY thing to do is let one rip too. Let her knows it alright.

And shit, if you aint stickin it in the rears, you aint got no reason to be getting marrieds.

You are at once the most hypocritical and confused poster I have ever seen here, and the bar is pretty low.

Streetcarnage and Blognigger will destroy you – because you are a PC Chink Jew Nigger Faggot who can’t laugh at himself. Political correctness is a disease, and blognigger is doctor muthafuckin house.

get. bent.

I agree that cleaning up each other’s barf should go on the list.

I think it’s natural to be homophobic, and to call out acts of faggotry. I don’t think faggot necessarilly means “homosexual” as much as it means someone who takes it up the ass (metaphorically). Not all gays take it up the ass anyway.

But yeah. Don’t call people chink in your article where you’re publishing anonymously, and I can’t catch you a beat down for saying it. And if you’re the editor you’re equally in the wrong.

This is America. We pay good money to not give a fuck.

P.S. Preck made a funny, like Hide-a-Key Matt-Sushi. Haha, Brogniggle typed “chink”.

The thing is, if you really love a person, then all of those things in the list (bloody pubes, fights, etc.) aren’t that big a deal. And if you really don’t love a person, then no matter how well you put up with all those things (farts, etc.), there’s nothing that can make that relationship last. Seems obvious, but I forgot it, so there’s a word to the wise.