It’s Friday the 13th in New York. Maybe you’re stoned, maybe your having the sex, maybe you’re calling your guy. It doesn’t really matter. What about later though? When it’s time to figure shit out you don’t want to have one of those brutal “what do you want to do?” “I dunno, what do you want to do” conversations. Instead you should save yourself the embarrassment and go see Severed Ways: A Norse Discovery of America. What’s that? Oh it’s just a little movie about Vikings, Indians and Irish monks and their epic adventures in the New World. Our friend Tony Stone made it. He even built a life-sized replica of a Viking village with his bare hands (who’s laughing now Ikea?)
It plays all this weekend and next week… be a Viking and explore a new world of awesome, DIY film making!
MAGNET/MAGNOLIA present A TONY STONE FILM SEVERED WAYS: THE NORSE DISCOVERY OF AMERICA soundtrack featuring MORBID ANGEL – POPOL VUH BURZUM – DIMMU BORGIR – OLD MAN’S CHILD BRIAN ENO – QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE and JUDAS PRIEST. Angelika Film Center March 13-19. 12, 2:30, 5, 7:35, 10 12:30am Fr/Sat
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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this actually looks cool
03.13.09 at 6:19 pm
Maybe I will check this out.
03.13.09 at 7:23 pm
finally SC covers traditional woodworking skills thanks guys!
03.13.09 at 7:34 pm
whats with this gay bro shit?
03.13.09 at 8:28 pm
it’s tight… see it.
03.13.09 at 9:51 pm
FUCK YES!
This movie is the fucking shit!
SEE IT!
03.14.09 at 12:18 am
This movie is fucking awesome.
P.S.
There is a scene where you see viking poop come out of viking anus.
03.14.09 at 1:10 am
epic. fucking epic.
03.14.09 at 3:44 am
i totally didnt go…..too busy having the aids
03.14.09 at 1:37 pm
Yes, the rumors are true, Severed Ways is the shit, it’s even more impressive when you find out that the dude who made it did so on the weekends over the course of three or four years with two video cameras and his friends.
03.14.09 at 6:31 pm
Norse pussies, come to NC and I will stob your regal duh in the Cherokee hills. Bet.
03.14.09 at 8:54 pm
@wtf – yeah! totally gay!
too bad these guys didn’t have your life. trolling sites to complain about good films.
03.15.09 at 12:09 pm
this is a nerd’s dream.
03.15.09 at 4:19 pm
what i like about norse viking tough guys is that the real vikings turned gay when they retired and took up a young boy as their sex slave.
diimu borgir should write a black metal song about THAT (unless they did already)
03.15.09 at 11:22 pm
viking headbanging in forest is new wank material
03.16.09 at 10:52 am
what if there were zombie vikings. that would rule hard!
03.16.09 at 12:14 pm
dat looks grim and frostbitten.
03.16.09 at 5:39 pm
how come they burned the church but the cross didn’t get caught on fire?
03.16.09 at 5:44 pm