Et tu Girl Talk? Just kidding. Mac users are way too loyal to their brand and will accept endless abuse as long as they can remain Mac and lord their superior understanding of technology over the PC masses. Yeah, you better understand technology if you’re going to use something as impossibly complicated as a Time Capsule. Who gives a fuck if Girl Talk uses a PC? So why am I posting this you ask? Well, I promised these guys I’d do one post a week but I was just in Buttfuck Nowheres visiting my dad for the past month and have been JONESING for real world computer time. I’ll stop now. For now.

  1. OPEN MIC: THE TALK
  2. MILLION WEEK: SCREAMY TALK
  3. DON’T TALK TO STRANGERS, JUST TAKE THEIR ADVICE
  4. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD
  5. GIRL POWER!

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28 Comments
  1. uuuugh Says:

    why does he annoy me so much


  2. friend Says:

    saw him friday in montreal.


  3. anal lips Says:

    anal lips??????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  4. hozman Says:

    i seriously did not understand one fucking thing in this post. i’m either a)too old, b)stupid, c)still hungover, or d) all of the above.


  5. nibby Says:

    Uh, Time Capsule takes about 20 minutes to set up and you will never use another file.


  6. Bernard Says:

    Who knows what song is playing in the back-round?!!! I must find out!!?


  7. Uselysses Says:

    i’m girl talk, i use 2934203984 different computers, built up into one computer that is fun as heck to use, until all of a sudden you think, oh, damn, wish i had 2934203984 computers again. life was nice then. now life is not nice. life is fearsome and cloying. i’m a pc. i farted into a pipe.


  8. Uselysses Says:

    his face is all

    : V


  9. A-hide Says:

    computers suck. Learn how to play an instrument you piece of shit.


  10. Kumakouji Says:

    “Mac users are way too loyal to their brand and will accept endless abuse as long as they can remain Mac and lord their superior understanding of technology over the PC masses.”

    You misunderstand the nature of the Mac cult. The Mac isn’t about technical superiority, it’s an aspirational ornament as much as it is a computer; a social signifier defining its user as a member of the creative class. Its sleek design and minority userbase all part of its status symbol as one of the most pretentious brands out there.


  11. Payeras Says:

    Kumakouji is a fucking tool


  12. a lady Says:

    Uselysses Says:
    11.16.08 at 4:00 am
    his face is all

    : V

    my favorite comment so far


  13. double gross Says:

    is it the future yet? i can’t stand this guy.


  14. maurice del taco Says:

    Mactards need to admit that open-source is the way, and that Apple by necessity will always fight open-source.


  15. Taeil Says:

    This Girl Talk guy is for real? I seriously thought this was a weak video trying to make fun of dance music and the fags who make them. Then I started to read the comments. Wow. If growing my hair out and making music with computer software is the most punk rock thing you can do now, I think I’d rather fuck all that and join the Marines.

    Oh yeah, I did that.


  16. Jive Ass Messenger Says:

    As a former Macbook owner, and now owner of a set of fantastically powerful refrigerator magnets, I can tell you that Macs are definitely less than the sum of their parts.

    I just hope those magnets don’t crack my refrigerator door the way they did the Macbook case!

    It really is true, Macbook fanatics are the scariest computer partisans out there. But I guess I’m just not smart or cool enough for Macs; despite having installed I don’t know how many flavors of Linux on various computers, with at least average success, I found simply changing the freakin’ wallpaper on my Mac to involve far too much jumping through hoops.

    It’s very sad really, because the potential is fantastic, given the wonderful underlying OS Macs use — but God, pragmatic, convenient interface design is not those people’s forte.


  17. Jorge Negro Says:

    girl talk live is THE worst concert i’ve ever been to.


  18. Lazer Says:

    Maybe if you had voted for Obama you wouldn’t feel that way.


  19. Ugly Says:

    I changed the wallpaper on my Mac in about ten seconds.


  20. nerdkiller Says:

    macs are for art fags and poser bike messengers turds. I’m sorry “fixers”.


  21. felicia Says:

    If I didn’t know who Girl Talk was I would have thought that was a whole joke, and those were all actors.


  22. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    yes ^ i got that feeling too. kids these days! with their shitty music


  23. wellthatsme Says:

    girl talk suxxx anyway.


  24. d-bo Says:

    when did Girl Talk turn into a “devendra”? he looks like he listens to The Byrds, not UGK.


  25. c'mon Says:

    ‘punk rock’ advice comes best from the guy in jogging pants that mashes up top 40 shit for nu ravers!
    shine on you crappy diamond.


  26. my mom Says:

    time capsule might have been the best back up invention. (that i know of)


  27. BOYTALK Says:

    girl talk jumped the shark with his second album years ago… ever since he quit his job he creates a deficit of interest for me

    fuuuucckk this gay ad


  28. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles r something Says:

    I didn’t even watch this video, it’s totally unnecessary. I like some dance music, but I can’t imagine going to a “concert” or “show” put on by this fruit. I mean, if I am somewhere and he is manning the turntables/PC that is deciding the order of the music being played I might acknowledge his above average ability to put songs in order and/or layer them together.

    Does the fucktard that says it’s difficult to change your desktop on a mac also have trouble pouring glasses of water and walking in a straight line?


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