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This sounds exactly like a record you bought when you were 14 just because it had a punky cover and mentioned CBGB’s on the back. You made yourself like it for a few weeks but had to eventually admit it sucks. Don’t like this just because it’s punk. It’s not that good.

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12 Comments

Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

“Stay tuned. It’s coming now!” That makes one of us. Thanks for nothing, Sally Kellerman.

12.04.08 at 2:44 pm
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

I just barfed up my cute lil’ salad from Pret®. That accent should be outlawed.

12.04.08 at 2:59 pm
Beef Says:

Love it and I’d love for her to punch me in the mouth and piss in it.

12.04.08 at 3:39 pm
Dr. Furious Says:

I wanted more bondage

12.04.08 at 5:01 pm
PAULLYWAlly Says:

It’s the new Ting Tings.

12.04.08 at 5:49 pm
pat Says:

hey it’s cindy mccain

12.04.08 at 6:06 pm
yungtonio banderass Says:

is saying bonkers like calling someone a fig or a hoard?

12.04.08 at 11:49 pm
Consuela Says:

what a waste of my time
not funny
not astonishing
not shocking
Not Interesting
Maybe you guys did go off the deep end with all the gross shit, but cmon you didn’t have to go and start posting this lame ass video

12.05.08 at 1:42 am
IWFKYAS Says:

It’s hard to make video’s without a permit.

12.05.08 at 2:39 am
Bobgasm Says:

Gone already! I wonder if Shampoo wrote this?Looks like they finally got their life-sized bondage barbie!

12.05.08 at 9:13 am
Bobgasm Says:

Also,aren’t dominatrixes supposed to hang OTHER people up in chains?

12.05.08 at 9:17 am
Proto-Human Animorph Says:

Who wants to start the Caucasian genocide now?

12.05.08 at 1:35 pm

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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