STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » INTERVIEW WITH CHEESEBURGER

With the prices for cheeseburgers in Zimbabwe approaching 15 million dollars, we thought it was time to sit down with one of the greatest rock & roll bands in Greenpoint and try to figure out why they were such dicks last night.

Street Carnage: Dude, what the fuck was your problem last night?
Christy Karacas: What? I walk in there and you guys seemed insane to me. I was sober so maybe I was being paranoid. You stole my glasses and Derrick’s flashing pictures and you’re yelling “You’re not your dad” to me… I was like, “What the hell is going on?” I figured you guys were wasted. I went there to talk to Andy and Jason about some stuff so I went in the back to hang with them. I can’t ditch em just cuz you guys are up front. I wasn’t trying to be a dick so I hope you guys aren’t mad but I thought you guys were being crazy.
Whatever.
You really thought I was being a dick to you last night? I fell like I’m hardly a dick to anyone. I wasn’t even bummed at you till you left and I kept thinking about when I walked in that you were making fun of me or something and I got all freaked out about it. I was like, “Is this guy my friend or does he just like to fuck with me?” I’m not being a dick. I like you guys but I guess I’m nuts. To be honest when you were taking pictures Derrik goes “You’re gonna be all over the place tomorrow” and I was thinking you took my glasses to try and take a picture of my shaved eyebrow space.
That is retarded. We would never do that.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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