Comments on: INTRODUCING: 9 NEW EMPLOYEES

By: Joe Innit Blud?

Joe Innit Blud? — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:13:01 +0000

Excellent fun! Soon we get an avalanche of stories about being too afraid to poop in a guy’s house and how empowering it is to be fisted. God bless America, neo-feminism and hipster women of indeterminate age (Late 20s? Early 30s?)!

By: STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » INTRODUCING: 2 MORE EMPLOYEES -STOCKBAUER & BLOGNIGGER

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:47:05 +0000

[...] we introduced the 9 new contributors we dug up this summer, we got in tons of shit for not hiring Blog Nigger. We tried to explain that [...]

By: gitface

gitface — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:10:12 +0000

Oh not Jamie poxy James! He’s crap!
(or maybe I’m just trying to hide my jealousy and horror at my failure to get my own puerile scribblings on a ‘cool’ website, except for lurking in the comments section every now and again).
Yea! So fuck Jamie james and the rest of those cunts with a curry dipped aubergine!.

By: badchoice

badchoice — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:26:23 +0000

Tracie Egan? Funny stuff? More like having to hear about how interesting her sex life is when it sounds awful. If only I had herpes and paid men to “rape” me. She’s not a good writer. And we all know she’s not a good talker. Drinking and Thinking, anyone? And then her shitty “it was her! it was her!” defense here. I can’t believe Pot Psychology and Sarah Silverman were ever in the same room. Pot Psych is a funny idea, but Tracie needs to realize that anyone who is kinda smart and kinda high sounds kinda funny. I gave her a chance, but even when she posts about something of substance, I almost stab my thighs because how mediocre her work is. Her stories about her doing stupid things don’t make her a scintillating person. I dated a homeless man! I used to do coke! Get it? Like I make bad choices over and over again? Yeah! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.
Seriously, I had high hopes for Jezebel, but I’m tired of the immature, trite shit there because of people like Slut Machine. Look! Women can be like dipshit frat boys, too! I’m such a role-model!

By: Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:51:59 +0000

I’m excited about Mr. Protégé. Lyndon James Stockbauer should be patient.

By: lyndon james stockbauer

lyndon james stockbauer — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:47:29 +0000

more mindless minions? could you get one person with a sense of humor. Geez Gavin.

By: LOL

LOL — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:09:09 +0000

Why don’t you fags ever hire any black people?!

By: SMOKIN' BONES

SMOKIN' BONES — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:05:13 +0000

oh jeez, oh jeez. you guys are rip the blogoshere a new asshole.

By: crampon

crampon — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:34:49 +0000

post some pics of the no-leg chick’s tits, or leg stumps. either one. both if you can

By: sharkweek

sharkweek — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:40:57 +0000

I’d just like to see pictures of Kim Taylor Bennett around here.