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UPCOMING SHOWS:

The Meatmen August 22nd - at Europa (98-104 Meserole Avenue) – Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY

This entry was posted on 07.11.08 at 2:00 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

26 Comments

Red Says:

Please tell me you do Institutionalized.

07.11.08 at 2:11 pm
Chachi and those other goofballs Says:

Looks a bit like the Canadian Dumb Donald.

07.11.08 at 3:04 pm
Applejacks Says:

no dead kennedys covers? FOR SHAME, FOR SHAAAAME!

07.11.08 at 4:17 pm
funstuff Says:

uh, they’re not called 80s surf pop

07.11.08 at 8:25 pm
DamnDanMan Says:

you shoulda done lets start a war. dunna dunna dunna LETS START A WAR!

07.11.08 at 8:39 pm
alejandra Says:

New York is alright if you are a homosexual

07.11.08 at 9:09 pm
revival Says:

town pump.

07.12.08 at 3:06 am
google generation Says:

Is hardcore music now?

07.12.08 at 3:07 am
Lemmy Says:

You guys should check out the Killed By Death stuff sometime.

Zero Boys are like the white Bad Brains.

Sick Pleasure and JFA.

Then go to a Spits show or two..

07.12.08 at 8:03 am
yawn Says:

Nice hat.

07.12.08 at 2:00 pm
dickbag Says:

you know when gasface is trying to steal your singer’s spot you are doing something right. maybe.

07.12.08 at 4:08 pm
Janie Says:

sausage fest

07.12.08 at 5:31 pm
Taeil Says:

But I only wanted a Pepsi…

07.12.08 at 7:05 pm
epson Says:

To answer Red’s question, I was at the 4th show and they did do Institutionalized you will be jazzed to know.

07.12.08 at 9:49 pm
Neezy Says:

I can’t tell if this is going to be absolutely terrible or awesome, but it’s going to go either one of those ways for sure

07.13.08 at 12:22 am
send in the clones Says:

of course it’s awesome. fuckin’ gav in doin’ what he loves. seriously…it’s gotta be amazing. terrorist face. fuck you reagan. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07.13.08 at 3:00 am
Brian Says:

So is this like some kind of indie rock?

07.13.08 at 6:27 am
Dan Says:

Anthrax copyrighted the NYXHC symbol back in the day (much to actual hardcore musicians chagrin), so look out! The most annoying thrash band ever might come after you with a law suit.

07.13.08 at 10:31 am
Dan Says:

I used to hope that musical instruments would instantly evaporate (especially microphones) when ever someone older that 39 tried to use them. Now that I’m almost 40 (YIKES) and since kids aren’t doing anything musically interesting these days, I’m withdrawing my hopes, and cheering whatever midlife crises takes its glucosamine & chondroitin and hobbles up on stage.

07.13.08 at 10:55 am
melting Says:

i’ve got a Napalm Death hat too! although this guy’s is cooler because I think he made it himself.

07.13.08 at 2:02 pm
gob Says:

what was the minor treat you offered on the poster?

07.14.08 at 12:31 am
rum-springa Says:

man i was bummed out when i went to your last show and you guys did all reggae.

07.14.08 at 8:24 pm
swordfight Says:

Hardcore show is code for helmet fest

07.15.08 at 2:44 pm
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07.15.08 at 10:06 pm
Isabel from Ecuador Says:

anal cunt w/ grinded nig @ europa

07.15.08 at 11:36 pm
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07.16.08 at 6:15 pm

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