STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » INTRODUCING BENJAMIN MARRA

Heard about this guy from Lost at E Minor peeps. Holy motherfucking shit can he draw. And the fact that he does it on a shitty little sketchpad he found in the back of an abandoned car makes it 37% way better.

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9 Comments

The Loomis Parallax Says:

noooo

that is bordering on bio-mech….ew.

06.24.08 at 2:40 pm
Frank Fittesaft Says:

Make somebody’s day and fuck all this percentage bullshit, it would make this post one hundredth time better.

06.24.08 at 3:02 pm
Brian Says:

that’s fucking stupid

06.24.08 at 6:04 pm
Yea! Says:

wow is it really 37% better. Fucking lame.

06.24.08 at 8:02 pm
Bagge Says:

Wraal decapitating Predator? How is this different from any other metalhead with a little bit of talent sitting in the back of Algebra II?

06.24.08 at 9:03 pm
fuck you Says:

37% Thinking = 100% Lame post.

06.25.08 at 12:52 am
slutmagic Says:

37% of percentage figures are made up

06.25.08 at 8:39 am
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06.25.08 at 10:33 am
TickBath Says:

Ben’s awesome, his artwork is awesome, if you think it’s easy or the same as your junior high metalhead friend, you probably don’t draw much-try duplicating it, if you don’t like it fine. Percentages are awesome you trendy fashion hags. MOve back to L.A.

06.30.08 at 3:53 pm

STREET BONER 1123

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