(photo of Kenny from here)
Shakespeare, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, The Beatles, Jesus, Brad Pitt. Put them all in a blender, set to whip and blend it good. Pour it into a large golden goblet and place in the fridge overnight. Let all those yummy talents meld together. After about 8 hours take a sip…. What does it taste like? IT TASTES LIKE ED RAMBEAU!

He is a genius, a poet, a prophet. Talent: pure unadulterated talent. Many in the past have had the voice, many others had the lyrics but no one has ever had both talents. Combined with a Canon XH-A1 and the precision and knack to nurture the gold on Final Cut Pro.

Yes he has arrived: the Messiah. We bow are our heads and pray to you Edward. What do you ask of us?! Tell me and I will make it so. It seems the Mormons were right ‘the saviour’ was reborn in America, as John J. Grecco put it so eloquently. “From the lush green fields of Hazelton, Pennsylvania with it’s small town quaintness and Norman Rockwell settings, steps forth a multi-threat of talent named Ed Rambeau.” There is one thing you have forgotten my friend John J. Grecco…He is smoking gorgeous, and a “gay maker” of men. I now wish I never found him…all my thoughts, tears and dreams now go to him for eternity. Ed Rambeau. AMEN!


A Sensual Experience sung by Ed Rambeau from Ed Rambeau on Vimeo.

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14 Comments
  1. Spanky McTony Says:

    I like how he uses all the final cut filters I’m afraid to use.

    FEARLESS!!!


  2. maurice del taco Says:

    Kenny, where else can your girl be seen?


  3. trace Says:

    Eddie vs Spenny has a nice ring to it


  4. Burried... Says:

    We bow “OUR” heads. Not “ARE” heads. Quickest way to kill a post.


  5. Randolphin. Says:

    The picture of Kennys babe was far more interesting than Ed Rambleau. Though I was quite shocked at how long I watched “sensual experience”.


  6. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    He looks like a cross between a young Pat Boone and many wet dreams.


  7. miss appalachian Says:

    Ed Rambeau is such a noble Christian name.


  8. eatadick Says:

    that last vid was epic


  9. A Concerned KVS Fan Says:

    Hey Kenny,

    What the fuck man. It is totally evident you aren’t even trying on this season of KVS. You are so not funny that Spenny is actually coming off as the funniest and most likable…something I thought I would never say.

    Maybe you were distracted with your show TESTEES…which is terrible btw…but I still watch to support your cause. But don’t forget what made you who you are…a little down syndrome boy named Spenny and your cruelty to him…

    Great to see you writing for the site.

    sincerely,

    a fan


  10. vag Says:

    I dunno KVS is still pretty fucking funny.


  11. Rosemarie Says:

    Ed has been a friend of miine for the last six years – he is talented and very kind

    No idea what your site is – but Ed is ‘The Best’

    Rosemarie (Barnsley UK)


  12. KAZ Says:

    ED’S AN AWESOME SINGER, SONG WRITER AND A COOL DUDE, AND A FRIEND.
    KAZ (PLYMOUTH, ENGLAND).


  13. Barbara Sunshine Says:

    That is not Ed Rambeau up at the top of this page with his pants down. What in the world are you trying to do to him? He’s a great guy and singer. We have been friends for years. Who do you think you are posting this crap?
    Florissant,Missouri USA


  14. anon Says:

    Just looking at this peice of shit makes me want to kill myself and my family!!!!! Ed Rambeau is a first class cock end with a huge opinion of himself. He needs hitting down to reality, hopefully by a train!!!!!!


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