(this one doesn’t work silly. It’s a picture of a shoutbox. The real one is over there.)

All you have to do to take over our webpage is write whatever you want into this wee box and hit return. It willl stay there untl the next person does it. Anyone in the world can do it whenever they want and say whatever they want. Shit, some poor Romanian couple could go to an internet café and even have a conversation like…

VLADKI: I am missing you so much. You are my world.

SHROOTKA: This is so good of American Western men to make this service.

VLADKI: They are anarchists so all is good to them. “First, do no evil.”

SHROOTKA: I don’t get that reference. I am girl.

VLADKI: Hey, are you going to get all fat after you turn 30?

SHROOTKA: Why are we speaking in english?

VLADKI: Because the keyboard not have those weird characters we use. What’s it called cyrillic?

SHROOTKA: Now you’re translating the kind of characters our language uses? Maybe we are not good matchned brain-wise.

VLADKI: I don’t know. You’re hypenating words. That’s on some next level shit.

SHROOTKA: What, now you’re black?

VLADKI: LOL. I love you SHROOTs.

SHROOTKA: Loving you too. Always. GTG. >;]

  1. OPEN MIC: MOUNTAIN OF SHIT

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8 Comments
  1. culito Says:

    what the fuck. I’m laying here with my nut sack split open and blood dripping down my scrotum and I can’t even find your crappy “shout out” box to share some thoughts with my fellow carnagers. Is this the shout out box or shit out box?


  2. Shrootka Says:

    Culito, shout box on front page broken nut sack man.


  3. Beef Jerky Says:

    this fuckin rules


  4. yourmother's best friend Says:

    roffles, they crazy ass square brackets smileys crack me up every time


  5. just sayin´ Says:

    in ROMANIAN no cyrillic characters are used because it`s a, guess what, ROMANIC (or romance) language.


  6. pedro.martinez Says:

    Yeah, the shoutbox is really fun. I keep refreshing the page over and over to see what randomness pops up next.

    Suggestion: after like a week or a month or so, could you post a compilation of all the garbage people write in Shoutbox? This is, of course, assuming SC has any record of what’s been entered.


  7. Daz76 Says:

    The shoutbox is great, keeps me out of the streets. I just wish it was bigger so I could become more like a street carnage blog contributor, you know what I’m saying?


  8. heseinins Says:

    hi there!
    I made with photoshop animated myspace pics.
    take a look at them:
    http://tinyurl.com/5ajypv
    Thanks a lot for your site :) xoxo


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