One of the most boring questions people ask about Street Boners is, “Where do you get these pictures?” Do you ask a prostitute where she gets her pussy lips? What? You’ve never spoken to a prostitute? How square are you? Hos are people too you fucking massagingnist.

Anypantyhoosers, we get the majority of our photos from a mouth-watering male 10 named Yonatan Thiang. His name is impossible to remember or pronounce so we went with Yoda because it has the same first letters. He wants us to spell it Yo’Duh which takes about ten minutes and nine hands to type so – no. Yoda loves coming to New York from Toronto and filling his shitty digital camera with pictures of people partying. He also likes to party which sucks for us because his 50% Chinese enzymes ain’t having it. Welcome to the Street Boners staff Yoda and please stop puking on our friends.

Here are some photos of him ladies. Prepare your vaginas for some serious drooling.

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