STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » IRAQ REPORT: AMERICAN APPAREL UNIFORMS

$Taeil Kim\'s uniform from American Apparel$

Sometimes there just some things you can’t do in Iraq. We’ve got video games, all the food you could eat for free, 24 hour gyms, and third world people who clean your shit stains after you… But nothing beats all there is to do back home.

That doesn’t include American Apparel though. Boy, was I glad to find out even if I’m 1,000 miles away from any American Apparel in the world. American Apparel is never too far away from me. I always knew there was something a little special about my uniforms. I just like to thank Dov Charney for providing clothes for the troops that are both comfortable and stylish. Thanks Dov, you really put another spin on the phrase “dressed to kill.”

This entry was posted on 08.05.08 at 11:00 am by Taeil Kim. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

my two cents worth Says:

the camo looks pixelated like one of those retro video game platforms

08.05.08 at 11:17 am
..... Says:

its for fighting in the internet

08.05.08 at 11:34 am
Adam W. Says:

If I were the writer, I’d have to refer to myself as “8-Bit Kim” when in this uniform.

08.05.08 at 12:04 pm
leon Says:

I was really excited when I saw that picture, but I realized that it’s the americanapparel.com American Apparel rather than the one that makes the shirts that make me feel so tough

08.05.08 at 8:51 pm
ain't it cute Says:

http://americanapparel.com/

they have to re-direct the hipsters

08.05.08 at 11:21 pm

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