The iraq report

This cute little kitty decided to come over to our hooch and make itself comfortable on my buddy’s rack. Just look how sleepy it is. Ain’t it cute? There’s a lot of stray cats and dogs everywhere in Iraq. So it’s no surprise we crossed paths with this one. I read somewhere that domesticated cats originated from the Middle East. I like cats more than dogs especially here because you don’t have to walk cats and you don’t have to worry about it going crazy and mauling you. You definitely don’t want to get near any of the dogs in Iraq. They will bite you. It’s like they all have rabies or something. It almost makes you want to throw them over a cliff. The only dogs I trust in Iraq are the K9 attack dogs that MPs train on base. Those dogs are nice but they will jump right at somebody’s throat if commanded to do so. Otherwise they seem completely normal friendly pooches. I wish I had my own and it was trained to go straight for the nuts. That would be fun.


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9 Comments
  1. uhh... Says:

    you have bed frames and blankets in your hooch? why aren’t you sleeping on a cot?
    are you a cook or something?


  2. les canadiens Says:

    it’s the only pussy taeil would ever allow himself whilst serving the military


  3. Taeil Says:

    What you think this is the initial push or something? It’s fucking 2008, we not only have racks with mattresses and plywood walls we’ve got Burker Kings and flat screen TVs.


  4. kure kure takora Says:

    military technology is so much more romantic when you think we haven’t moved on from WWII.


  5. badini Says:

    Mr Kim,

    ‘Generation Kill’ – your thoughts please

    B


  6. Loomis Says:

    he badini
    he already talked about that stupid show
    don’t you read this site?
    http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/the-iraq-report-hbos-generation-kill/


  7. badini Says:

    what? hey dick, i dont fucking remember what or if someone did or didnt write something on fuck i cant even remember my phone number. an anyway, i looked at that page just now and he didnt say anything about the program he read the book.
    shit i like that show. its pretty generic war story crap yeah but the writings pretty good, the actings pretty good, they blow stuff up, and it makes me want to punch someone in the face. all of which are good things.
    fuck man theres nothing on tv anyway, gimme a break. whats not to like about generation kill anyway?


  8. Yes-Know Says:

    Hey kids, if you really want to see that puppy go up and over, which reminds me of an anit-war song: Too many Puppys, anyhoo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki17673d_Qk
    You have to fast forward through all the commie bullshit to get to the pup toss which begins at 4:25!


  9. Jerry Reuben Sandwich Says:

    RICK ROLLED AGAIN :(


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