STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » IS THIS GUY KIDDING?

Why do babies get to complain so much? What about those of us who like to make fun of shit? We first brought this up when discussing Mr Show’s inability to come up with something insane that doesn’t exist but things just keep getting harder.

We picked up this magazine at the airport recently and after perusing it’s 512 pages we still have no idea what this guy’s deal is. Is he disarming us in advance by kidding? Can body builders of this magnitude be a goof? What the fuck are we supposed to do when guys turn themselves into balloons and then make a funny face about it? Fuck Kai Greene and fuck all the other people in Not-Kidding Land who penetrate the fifth wall leaving our joke boners totally impotent.

This entry was posted on 06.09.08 at 8:11 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

mongol lloyd Says:

Let’s blow up the moon; we have the technology.

06.09.08 at 10:25 am
PINK TREAT Says:

theres a zip in the back

06.09.08 at 11:04 am
swakowski Says:

should have a part 8:

http://howtosplitanatom.com/news/british-scientists-create-moon-missiles/

we DO have the technology.

06.09.08 at 4:00 pm
Thrills Says:

512 pages? There must be a lot of steps to taking steroids.

06.09.08 at 8:07 pm
Falafel Says:

That mouth is open for our joke boners

06.10.08 at 4:03 am
GiantDrunkenRobot Says:

He’s like a shitty Rob Liefield drawing come to life.
Only he needs more random ammo pouches strapped to his body.
And a tattoo/scar over one eye.

06.11.08 at 4:37 pm

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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