Why do babies get to complain so much? What about those of us who like to make fun of shit? We first brought this up when discussing Mr Show’s inability to come up with something insane that doesn’t exist but things just keep getting harder.

We picked up this magazine at the airport recently and after perusing it’s 512 pages we still have no idea what this guy’s deal is. Is he disarming us in advance by kidding? Can body builders of this magnitude be a goof? What the fuck are we supposed to do when guys turn themselves into balloons and then make a funny face about it? Fuck Kai Greene and fuck all the other people in Not-Kidding Land who penetrate the fifth wall leaving our joke boners totally impotent.

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6 Comments
  1. mongol lloyd Says:

    Let’s blow up the moon; we have the technology.


  2. PINK TREAT Says:

    theres a zip in the back


  3. swakowski Says:

    should have a part 8:

    http://howtosplitanatom.com/news/british-scientists-create-moon-missiles/

    we DO have the technology.


  4. Thrills Says:

    512 pages? There must be a lot of steps to taking steroids.


  5. Falafel Says:

    That mouth is open for our joke boners


  6. GiantDrunkenRobot Says:

    He’s like a shitty Rob Liefield drawing come to life.
    Only he needs more random ammo pouches strapped to his body.
    And a tattoo/scar over one eye.


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