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IT’S OFFICIAL: PREMATURE EJACULATION=DYSFUNCTION

The International Society for Sexual Medicine got together this weekend—to come up with a new definition for “premature ejaculation”—in Florida, of all places. America’s wang!

The new definition is: “Premature ejaculation is a male dysfunction characterized by ejaculation which always or nearly always occurs prior to or within about one minute of vaginal penetration; and, inability to delay ejaculation on all or nearly all vaginal penetrations; and, negative personal consequences, such as distress, bother, frustration and or the avoidance of sexual intimacy.”

So does this mean I gotta take it in my ass more often now?

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12 Comments

puTO! Says:

WHAT! GAVIN PACKIN HEAT IN THE FREEZIN’ COLD!

06.23.08 at 1:30 pm
Weinershnitzel Says:

Gavin’s got poo on his face.

06.23.08 at 1:32 pm
YeahButNoBut Says:

He definitely worked up a semi before taking his pants off.

06.23.08 at 2:14 pm
Dear Ich Beckler Says:

Thank god gay people can’t suffer from this.

06.23.08 at 2:59 pm
lol@u Says:

hey it’s the winner of the most boring penis award!

06.23.08 at 3:00 pm
peenizz Says:

There was 20 pounds of smoke, truckloads of mirrors and a 50 minute prep to achieve that result.

06.23.08 at 3:45 pm
gooey duck Says:

keep it dirty!

06.23.08 at 10:14 pm
nerdy gerdy Says:

So you’re gonna goatse us next?

06.24.08 at 2:14 am
Beef Says:

gavin’s swingin’ some serious floss

06.24.08 at 1:21 pm
deri Says:

holy fucking winter bush

06.24.08 at 1:22 pm
um Says:

hey gavin? do me?

06.24.08 at 1:37 pm
Tum Buckly Says:

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10.03.09 at 10:54 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.