STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » IT’S OFFICIAL: THE WORLD IS OLD

Holy shit is earth ever getting old. You can’t even arrest them when they get into fights because “my arm don’t bend like that.” Barbara Streisand has the number one selling album in the country (I know I keep repeating that but come on, Bar-ba- a Streis-and), and now Jamaica wants to ban dancehall. Soon carrying mints in your purse will be mandatory and volume knobs will only go up to three.

Hat tip: Rockers NYC

-GAVIN MCINNES

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12 Comments

yeah Says:

typos, spazz

10.16.09 at 9:44 am
Zippy Says:

Gray power!

10.16.09 at 10:41 am
Mark Says:

Wait… I’m not clear on something… does his arm work?

10.16.09 at 10:51 am
JuCIFER Says:

It’s the Baby-boomers… They gonna ruin this country, seen?

10.16.09 at 11:00 am
Red Says:

You know that bitch was winding and grinding her way trough da gully thirty years ago. How soon they forget.

10.16.09 at 11:09 am
Camuel Gladmyer Says:

‘nother mr show skitch

10.16.09 at 1:38 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

By golly.

10.16.09 at 3:44 pm
felicia Says:

Being a Jamaican, I know they will never ban dancehall. no way no how!

bluh!

10.16.09 at 5:55 pm
WENDY LISA WARMWATER Says:

Wait…isn’t Gavin like…60?

10.16.09 at 5:57 pm
Russia Says:

hahah this is fucking hilarious. and pathetic

10.17.09 at 6:46 am
Gavin is Old Says:

this is boring.

10.17.09 at 8:11 am
mr.meat Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-PiAGb-Au0&feature=related

10.18.09 at 12:21 am

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