This is maybe the best photo shoot ever? Take an incredible 1946 Knuckle, throw a hot as shit model into the mix wearing ridiculously sexy Kiki De Montparnasse lingerie and sometimes just a pair of fishnets and you just sold every copy of your new issue. Photographed by Jonathan Leder for JACQUES Magazine #3 — get into it!!!

-JEN HANLEY
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46 Comments
  1. Vane$$a Says:

    I could not get it up for the “hot as shit model,” but that’s because I like having sex with grown ups.


  2. homeless. Says:

    open mouth syndrome


  3. Jizz Hiccup Says:

    nice granny pannies


  4. Anonymous Says:

    first photo is a turn-off because she’s wearing what looks like a black maxi pad under her high-waisters. overall it’s not hot because her head is too big for her body. she needs to diet less and get or get a face reduction.

    she also looks uncomfortable.


  5. tus papa Says:

    hey hey hey while she does need to close her mouth she is gorgeous!


  6. fighting women is easy and fun Says:

    AIDS.


  7. Sharon Says:

    She has CITM syndrome (cock in the mouf)


  8. AnnounomYs Says:

    ya, AIDS.


  9. POOKLES Says:

    Yet again, I’m with homeless


  10. skull front Says:

    narcoleptic model association


  11. Vane$$a Says:

    Oh look, it’s Anna-Nicole Smith minus the irritating tits and ass combo. What a deal.


  12. hatekillpuke Says:

    Am I the only one that wanted to see more of the bike?


  13. PissPot Says:

    That’s a 1946 Knuckle, dogs. I like the freedom of the open road, bikes are what’s in for the second last week of November 09!


  14. a4awesome Says:

    I wished she closed her mouth. Too O faces.


  15. micky papa Says:

    do you get paid to produce posts like this? seriously, please.


  16. BubbleYumBubbleButt Says:

    Plus the scarf always seems to be placed to look like she injured her head. Or like those classic pictures of some kid who just left the dentist to have his tooth extracted– all mummified


  17. Charles Says:

    More meat required


  18. Narwhal Says:

    You would think the photographer would have asked her to stop looking like she’s been staring at the T.V. for the last two hours. Or to quit mouth breathing.


  19. JuCIFER Says:

    that ass-shot makes my dick sad, for the lack there of.

    oh and JEN SUCKS.


  20. tinyfrogs Says:

    When did SC comments become populated by fickle dumbasses? Oh, wait.

    * I believe the “maxipad” is her bush. Carpets and drapes, all that.

    * I also believe the open mouth is her oh-face. As in “sitting on this vintage phallus substitute makes my parts all tingly, or at least that’s what this pervey photographer says”.

    * I remember a post from a while back in which different breast sizes were illustrated in a creepy japanese cartoon. The consensus among the commenters was that smaller (3-4 out of 10) was better. Yet here is a not exceptionally skinny model with about that size rack and the haters are out in force.


  21. Narwhal Says:

    I don’t hear anyone complaining about her tits.


  22. skabbies Says:

    Must be a bummer to keep posting stuff that gets consistently ripped to shreds in the comments. Sorry about that I’m sure you are a lovely girl.

    That being said these photos fucking suck. The combo of her phony face, terrible lingerie and awkward poses…what a joke.


  23. fuck BK Says:

    shes hot, but it looks like shes def and moaning in every photo like, “chuuuuuuuuuuuuse…”


  24. Anonymous Says:

    Her ultra-pouty o-face is so annoying and face. Could’ve been so much better!


  25. milky Says:

    good thing she has that headscarf on, wouldn’t want her head to get cold out there in the elements..jesus christ.


  26. dry rub Says:

    homina homina homina


  27. Kennedy Says:

    This Jen Hanley has pretty good taste. I wonder if she enjoys getting her pussy licked for an hour or five?


  28. zzzzzzzz Says:

    Jen Hanley gets blown away by some pretty pedestrian things.


  29. UnCLEDADDY Says:

    ^^^^ Not kidding! Imagine if she ever comes across something truly worthwhile, she’s cum all over the internets.


  30. homeless. Says:

    haha. nice link zzzzzz


  31. Pink Alf Says:

    SHATTAAPPPP GUYS can you believe how amazingly lucky we are to be able to see photos of a realllllllllllllly hot girl who’s practically NAKED on a motorcycle and shit??!
    100 years ago if you were 12 and really horny all you could do is think about shit and stare at the cat’s asshole!! And now the miracle of technology lets you view these stunning portraits and all you can think about is the girl’s head to body size ratio or if her mouth is overly pouty!? I’m gonna shoot you with a crossbow!!!


  32. sho nuff Says:

    A 1946 Knuckle!!!!!???!!! God you know your bikes Jen. So tough.


  33. Junior Says:

    She need to eat some pork chops.


  34. no. thanks. Says:

    white people cant dance.


  35. derka derka Says:

    my penis is confused


  36. the cat's asshole Says:

    i’d rather shit out a 10 lb hairball than be alone with Pink Alf for more of his “secret licky licky” time. tastes like feta cheese.


  37. idk Says:

    she’s wearing flats for chrissake


  38. stop. Says:

    1946 Knuckle! 1946 Knuckle!
    oh you didnt know? 1946 Knuckle?
    fuck i hate your columns so much. i don’t even have to look at the end to tell it’s you. seriously, i know commenters here are assholes, but THIS DESERVES IT. fuck, stop already. please. on the rare occasion that your photos are any good, you ruin it with continuous blabber about how long youve been in to item x and brand y.


  39. stop. Says:

    also… ‘get into it!!’

    who are you? do you know how annoying this sounds?


  40. dan dizzle dan Says:

    terrible. cultural gentrification of the worst kind.

    “I think I’ll be into bikes now. anybody know any slang i can toss around to seem authentic?”


  41. street bronzer Says:

    not in a gay way, i think hese would be much more interesting with a wierd biker on the motorcycle instead of a too-skinny model.


  42. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    ^ No, that’s pretty gay.


  43. Atheist Says:

    Looks like Richard Prince knock-offs to me.


  44. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    my cock would split her in half.


  45. Ilikecz. Says:

    Hey Atheist,

    Dumb Ass… do you know who Richard Prince is? And what his work is? Richard Prince IS Stolen art. All he does is take other peoples “art” and Photographs it. His biker girls are actually photographs he took of tears from biker magazines from the 70’s. So all in all I would say this is pretty much right on. I like her.


  46. Ilikecz. Says:

    Also,

    Jen… It’s a KnuckleHEAD! not knuckle.


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