Meh na, kna why dem bwoys nah be dem ting lie dis fah , ternity Jah know. Dem, bless. Dem talent. Bwoys nah be boasie. Be everlasting in your spirituality. Nah wait fah Jumbie. Nah be crush by bakra. YA KNOW BEATS! BRAATA! Gwon get buscuit. Nah kin teet.

-PINKY CARNAGE

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30 Comments
  1. Anonymous Says:

    so happy to be an upper middle class white dude, i love my roots.


  2. Frenchy Says:

    ^ same


  3. GiZZz Says:

    Why did they let the kids from the resource room get a hold of a microphone and instruments?


  4. Frank DeFalco Says:

    What is the name of this band?


  5. Rick Decker Says:

    I think the real question here is what are you gonna do, when you run out of “gancha”.


  6. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    One time I was watching a bunch of white dudes with dreads play reggae at a party at some private cove in Laguna Beach (although there was one sad, token Jamaican playing keyboards or standing there, or whatever). Not only could it not have been a whiter affair, it probably couldn’t have been a much more exclusive or affluent scene. Much to my delight, the whitest of the crew took a minute between songs, and lazily pushed his natty dreads out of his face to say, “da parking lot weel be cloosin’ at ten-turty, da parking be cloosed at ten-turty”. It was the perfect bullshit storm, and I loved it.


  7. Vane$$a Says:

    Yeah they sound like shit but most reggae sounds like shit anyways so give them 5 years and a lot more ganja and Red Stripe and they’ll be as serviceable as anyone else tackling reggae.


  8. H.R. Says:

    Them ROCKERS broke then scene.


  9. silly little mongoose Says:

    oh, they are canadian.


  10. Anonymous Says:

    That’s almost as funny as when Beckles pretends he’s black!


  11. Anonymous Says:

    holy shit


  12. lol@u Says:

    I likeded it.


  13. barak o taco Says:

    the guy with the hat knows how bad it is but he’s doing it out of obligation to the bald kid who’s looking at him like ‘isn’t this the shit!’


  14. felicia Says:

    raaaaaaaaatid!


  15. Jimmy Says:

    Sight.

    Seen.


  16. honey pot parade Says:

    fuck i bet vampire weekend are ashamed of this


  17. This nonsense has to stop Says:

    Dem batty bwoys! Dem chi chi man!


  18. The Chicken Says:

    Yes beckles !


  19. Ras Baba Says:

    Bloodclaat


  20. Ras Trent Says:

    EXCUSE I


  21. Billy Cox Says:

    they look like they have fucking downs syndrome. and horrible guitar technique


  22. Beef Says:

    The production value is surprisingly decent for such garbage.


  23. Barnard Animals Says:

    Make fun all you want, these guys became 311


  24. cuntybaws Says:

    yeah, that’s almost as bad as when black people play classical music…


  25. fuckface Says:

    my friend used to sell pot to this fucking douche bag white guy with dreadlocks, he had even given himself a jamaican nick-name for us to use, i wont tell you what it was it was so gay it makes me cringe inside, the guys was such a cock and thought he was mr cool guy jamaican friend to all black people……..

    ……and the happy ending to the story is that the last i heard from him he had all his dreadlocks ripped out by some nigerian kids who beat him so black and blue (hey, he finally got his wish!) that his mommy and daddy came and took him away from the city.

    love that story.

    (you’re a cock, steve)


  26. Kennedy Says:

    Finally some authentic reggae I can enjoy without all that dark skin and irreverent hairstyles.


  27. @ cuntybaws Says:

    yeah almost as bad as this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9-dB1oCoxg


  28. Anonymous Says:

    …… lol it doesnt matter that these dudes are white. they fucking suck. hard.


  29. duncan Says:

    sorry but the rolling stones already did that


  30. grapenutz crew Says:

    dont listen to the h8terz, mental note crew. live the dream!


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