Maybe you recognize JR, the singer of JAIL BAIT, because you’ve seen her around downtown and surely you leered with jealousy. Ever since I heard she was fronting a band I knew they had to be sick and after missing every one of their shows so far (what can I say, it was never on purpose and I have habits that make me really forgetful), I was stoked to see their whole set go up in videos on this blog Stupid Girl. So listen, maybe you’re not a fan of The Virgins or whatever other new bands are happening in NY right now but it’s hard not to be into JAIL BAIT, with the screechy vocals that remind me of being 15 again and singing in a band just like this (except maybe a little faster and with more leather and hairspray for our Mohawks). Whether you like them or not, you have to admit they seem a lot more fun those most of the fucking crap out there; Vampire Weekend anyone? Disgusting.

Sidenote: I’m surely not the only one really digging all of JR’s onstage looks so far. She was a cheerleader one night and well, whatever you wanna call this look with a latex garter belt and t-shirt. She’d be a Street Boner in this getup for sure. Especially doing an Elvis cover.

In any case, catch JAIL BAIT playing LIVE at LIT this Wednesday night. Hopefully this time I won’t miss the fucking show.

-JEN HANLEY
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29 Comments
  1. no Says:

    just no


  2. DOOP DOOP Says:

    this is awesome


  3. Sarcasm Says:

    BEST BAND EVER


  4. imyar Says:

    like it quite a bit and i don’t like anything


  5. kure kure takora Says:

    Remember when Jen was the worst contributor? Those were some good times back in the wild west days of streetboners.


  6. Sean Says:

    IT’S GONNA SNOW TOMORROW. DUH.


  7. Brian Says:

    Anything with Matt and Brian should be fucking awesome.


  8. Richard Says:

    The Virgins are like 3 years old.


  9. Anonymous Says:

    jen reynolds is really whatever


  10. fairly loyal reader Says:

    meh. im sure there is a band in like toledo ohio or wherevs who fuckin blows doors on these clowns. just cuz they’re yer friends, they’re cool and they live in NYC does not make their music good. and if i have to read about fucking vampire weekend one more time on this website im gonna fucking puke. they’re not that good, but they’re not that bad. who cares.


  11. Norman Mailer Says:

    is why I hate new york. You ruin music for the rest of us. Dicks.


  12. wtf. Says:

    Soon enough I won’t care
    Stay in my arms, if you dare…
    http://wewereyoungdarlin.wordpress.com/


  13. unclaimed smegma Says:

    haters gotta hate, lovers gotta love, I don’t even want, none of the above I want to piss on you.

    Piss on you.


  14. so what you're saying is... Says:

    if you fuck a-ron you can suck like this too? and that sad claim “um, eh, if you dont like it, at LEAST its better than vampire weekend… right guys? right?!??”

    sucking.


  15. Janie Says:

    UH, what “look” exactly is this JR sporting? A tshirt with a sparkly vintage necklace and a cheap faux animal tail boa thing? If this is what the cool kids in NYC think the other cool kids are cool for sorting out, I’m a fucking uber mega genius goddess and I needed to be in NYC blowing your fucking minds since YEARS ago.


  16. fuck this Says:

    listen to drunkdriver


  17. Anonymous Says:

    917-496-3340


  18. french guy Says:

    don’t worry jen, you’ll always be 15 year old to me…


  19. 3Chords Repeat Says:

    She sounds like cats fucking.


  20. 3Chords Repeat Says:

    oh and JEN STILL SUCKS.


  21. the realist Says:

    i feel like it’s really easy to be cool in Jen’s eyes.


  22. ew Says:

    i think jen reynolds is like a tomboy in a 70’s movie.
    i.e. i wanna be her frend.
    <3


  23. Bambi Says:

    The virgins? “Leered with jealousy”? Is this a really bad ironic joke?


  24. Anonymous Says:

    back home in the midwest that singer is known as “my bitch sister who moved to new york”


  25. tim Says:

    coincidentally i went to see them open for my friends band last night, and i hate to say it, but

    THESE GUYS ROCKED SO HARD


  26. JAZZYG Says:

    the guitarist is fucking sick


  27. eat my face Says:

    jr is a gusting wreck whos only desire in life is to be cool and an artist. she fucked her way into her social position, and will be an old loser with a family that won’t take her back when she is old news in 5 minutes


  28. eat my face Says:

    cool fucking hair btw….shes the ny version of cory kennedy….both ass kissing pathetic losers that need parents and a shower


  29. corykennedy Says:

    fuck you guys!


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