STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » JAMAICAN DEFENDS SLAVERY

Slavery was bad

This guy talks about the upsides of colonialism and hippies will have to listen to him because he’s black and they LOVE blacks.

This entry was posted on 09.29.08 at 11:07 am by SBTVC . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

7 Comments

nice boys die Says:

finally some solid shit. the guy has some balls.

09.29.08 at 11:38 am
The Master Says:

Familiarise yourselves with these ideas, young americans, you may find them helpful in adjusting to life under your new chinese overlords.

09.29.08 at 12:34 pm
motherfuck'n yeaah Says:

we are uncivilised

09.29.08 at 4:00 pm
Tutankhamen Says:

Slavery gets shit done

09.29.08 at 4:37 pm
Danielle Says:

Black people needed slavery in order to be “civilized” as much as the Middle East needs our Democracy in order to be “free.”

09.29.08 at 5:44 pm
Fresh Rigavich Says:

Self-hating Uncle Tom, there’s always one of those yappin’ about how inferior blacks are.
THAT’S A WELL TRAINED HOUSE NIGGAH.

09.30.08 at 5:25 pm
Esyndicate Says:

It’s about time a Jamaican stood up and defended slavery.

09.30.08 at 10:44 pm

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