Jealousy isn’t just a Double Dee river in Egypt. This video is so f-ing good that I am a Rainbow Flag of jealousy. I am queer with envy. I am homophobic with rage! The creators of this brilliance so barely committed an idea that the video gives the finger to Peter Jackson’s bullshit, meticulous planning. I think the crew consisted of a drunk thumb and a broken camera. It also allows women of this particular ilk to know that they are an Air Jamaica plane ticket away from being considered super models. You barely go girl!
P.S. Did he really need that last sip of rum laced egg nog?. He should have at least chugged it before he left with her.
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does she really need to be wearing a red pantsuit?
06.06.08 at 8:57 am
Mr. Beckles,
Plug your music career elsewhere, the shit’s heinous. And honestly, there’s nothing more revolting than this juvenile “I’m going to criticize myself in the pursuit of reassurance” bullshit.
PS: Bumped into your frumpy bitch at Wendy’s, I’d think you’d use some vegan magic on that ass.
06.06.08 at 9:31 am
Is that Yellowtail that they’re drinking? Classy.
06.06.08 at 9:36 am
That was out of tune, horrid and my penis just melted looking at 3 seconds of her singing…
waaa
06.06.08 at 10:39 am
at first you’re like, ‘why is there 8 seconds of bullshit colored bars at the beginning?’ then you watch and it’s like, ‘oh, because they’re retarded’
06.06.08 at 5:22 pm
That really was a lot of fun. The song’s catchy and the video’s retarded. Can you ask for anything more?
06.06.08 at 8:55 pm
I like when they bump into eachother near the bathrooms and he walks away and looks at the camera with that “Damn! I gotta get me a piece of that!” face.
06.07.08 at 10:58 am
did ever notice how black dudes dig ugly white girls? what’s up with thaat?
06.07.08 at 7:09 pm
i love how shes a “woman of virtue” but then runs up on that rasta nigga at the end and is like “lets go fuck, yo” and they’re out. woman of class, indeed.
06.09.08 at 11:57 am
It’s like my dealer from back in college and my best friend’s mom got “saved” and made a video. The change from the ashtray was the budget.
06.10.08 at 6:16 am
oh no
I can’t get it out of my head, and I don’t mind :\
06.12.08 at 10:34 am
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07.03.08 at 2:16 pm
The guy in the end is mad..because he was betting he would get a piece of that virtous ass….
01.13.09 at 4:07 pm