Japanese people are more advanced than us so watching them is like looking in a crystal ball and seeing our future. Apparently, we’re going to be setting up elaborate pranks where we convince our kids zombies are coming. Our neighbors are going to be in on it too.
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Holy shit. I knocked my dad unconscious with a hockey stick when he pretended to be Santa, dressed up, and was going after the cookies. All I saw was a figure in the dark and, wham! …But this? WOULD HAVE LOST MY SHIT as a kid. Those kids are pretty calm cool and collected for what’s happening.
Although, I love it when people get together and do this type of huge prank in general.
That kid would have done a much better job during 9/11 than W.
Also, I’m almost certain that many of his reactions are analogous to the reactions of young American soldiers in Vietnam, that must have been how they behaved, crying the shit out of their faces after killing someone.
WELL THIS IS WHY WE KICKED THEY’RE BUTTS IN WWI BECASUE WE IN AMERICA BELEIVE THE CHILDREN OUR FUTURE, WE DO’NT TREAT THEM LIKE THIS AND MAKE A JOKE OR SEX OBJECT OUT OF THEM. I MEAN I AM A BIT OF A EXPERT ON JAPANESE CLUTURE AND YOU BETTER BELEIVE THE NEXT STEP IS GOING TO BE A OCTUPUS TENTACLE FUCKING A KID BECASUE THEY HAVE A SICK MIND’S.
I love how the kids fought back and got organized, and then it was sad when they cried and you could see the fear. I hope they realize that it is easier to dispatch an actor than it would be to fight off a real foe, tho…
yeah, we have just fallen behind the times … the Japanese are no more advanced then the next ethnocentric nation, save the United States … because Tobey Keith keeps us all stupid and proud about it.
I’m impressed how fast those kids could rationalize what to do, I think American kids would have just beaten the zombie with baseball bats and hockey sticks. We’re a lot more advanced in our sense of violence then the Japanese.
Hi. I know you guys hate me but. yeah. asian families are quite insensitive with their kids. When I saw Aliens and was scared out of my mind they used to fuck with me all the time.
It’s not advanced it’s just insensitivity.
The kid beat the shit out of that monster though.
Japanese movies are way more violent. I’m surprised the kid didn’t attack the monster with broken glass.
its meen that they would scare those kids. its funny, but they still shouldnt scare kids like that, and those kids arepretty brave for beatin the shit out of him haha
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i guess in the future u dont hold ur sister down and spit on her.
05.08.09 at 9:42 am
Holy shit. I knocked my dad unconscious with a hockey stick when he pretended to be Santa, dressed up, and was going after the cookies. All I saw was a figure in the dark and, wham! …But this? WOULD HAVE LOST MY SHIT as a kid. Those kids are pretty calm cool and collected for what’s happening.
Although, I love it when people get together and do this type of huge prank in general.
05.08.09 at 9:44 am
That kid would have done a much better job during 9/11 than W.
Also, I’m almost certain that many of his reactions are analogous to the reactions of young American soldiers in Vietnam, that must have been how they behaved, crying the shit out of their faces after killing someone.
05.08.09 at 10:28 am
tldw
05.08.09 at 10:55 am
I like how the kids actually got into action and that kid was ready for him.
But is this how children act when a rapist is coming to get them, except the dinosaurs and plastic wrap don’t actually work.
05.08.09 at 10:55 am
That young man showed much honor.
05.08.09 at 11:16 am
He would be a great candidate for a Kamikaze Pilot.
05.08.09 at 11:18 am
WELL THIS IS WHY WE KICKED THEY’RE BUTTS IN WWI BECASUE WE IN AMERICA BELEIVE THE CHILDREN OUR FUTURE, WE DO’NT TREAT THEM LIKE THIS AND MAKE A JOKE OR SEX OBJECT OUT OF THEM. I MEAN I AM A BIT OF A EXPERT ON JAPANESE CLUTURE AND YOU BETTER BELEIVE THE NEXT STEP IS GOING TO BE A OCTUPUS TENTACLE FUCKING A KID BECASUE THEY HAVE A SICK MIND’S.
05.08.09 at 11:42 am
I love how the kids fought back and got organized, and then it was sad when they cried and you could see the fear. I hope they realize that it is easier to dispatch an actor than it would be to fight off a real foe, tho…
05.08.09 at 12:45 pm
is that a fucking lenny kravitz poster in the kids room?
05.08.09 at 2:30 pm
I knew this would win when I saw the kids were wearing CU jerseys. Go Buffs!
05.08.09 at 3:17 pm
Friendship! Endeavor! Victory!
05.08.09 at 4:03 pm
whats up chick at 6:15
05.08.09 at 6:46 pm
that kid grew up to be the virginia tech shooter. happy?
05.09.09 at 4:22 am
hey JANG, you are weak, just the fuck up already.
also, it’s not the japs who are advanced, it’s you people who are late, believe me, the whole world is loling@you.
05.09.09 at 5:32 am
yeah, we have just fallen behind the times … the Japanese are no more advanced then the next ethnocentric nation, save the United States … because Tobey Keith keeps us all stupid and proud about it.
I’m impressed how fast those kids could rationalize what to do, I think American kids would have just beaten the zombie with baseball bats and hockey sticks. We’re a lot more advanced in our sense of violence then the Japanese.
05.09.09 at 6:12 am
It’s what happens when you are raised by Pokemon. You call out your moves while you are battling and use special weapons to power up.
05.09.09 at 9:12 pm
kids got balls
05.09.09 at 9:23 pm
Hi. I know you guys hate me but. yeah. asian families are quite insensitive with their kids. When I saw Aliens and was scared out of my mind they used to fuck with me all the time.
It’s not advanced it’s just insensitivity.
The kid beat the shit out of that monster though.
Japanese movies are way more violent. I’m surprised the kid didn’t attack the monster with broken glass.
05.11.09 at 4:28 am
My god that’s so cute. More proof that Japanese are our superiors. Americans would worry about scarring the kids.
05.11.09 at 6:02 pm
its meen that they would scare those kids. its funny, but they still shouldnt scare kids like that, and those kids arepretty brave for beatin the shit out of him haha
07.31.09 at 10:48 pm