Jay Johnston\'s Tom Selleck impression

This is Jay Johnston. He’s doing his best Tom Selleck impression.

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10 Comments
  1. small town girl Says:

    Due to an ongoing obsession with the Selleck ’stache I am both incredibly turned on and repulsed that iphone has made this possible.


  2. raymi Says:

    uncanny


  3. PINK TREAT Says:

    i had a hearty guffaw and will now copy this idea and claim the kudos for it


  4. translate this Says:

    HA


  5. defence Says:

    but i climbed everest.


  6. Applejacks Says:

    Mmmmm. Panini


  7. Fat People are Hard to Kidnap Says:

    wow. i never noticed that he and selleck had the same eyes.


  8. Fuck Says:

    There you are again fuck


  9. marcy Says:

    you sure that ain’t clooney doing a sam elliot?


  10. Bertram Settlemires Says:

    “The Panini Corner”


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