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$Jay Johnston\'s Tom Selleck impression$

This is Jay Johnston. He’s doing his best Tom Selleck impression.

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10 Comments

small town girl Says:

Due to an ongoing obsession with the Selleck ’stache I am both incredibly turned on and repulsed that iphone has made this possible.

08.22.08 at 2:01 pm
raymi Says:

uncanny

08.22.08 at 2:16 pm
PINK TREAT Says:

i had a hearty guffaw and will now copy this idea and claim the kudos for it

08.22.08 at 2:50 pm
translate this Says:

HA

08.22.08 at 2:59 pm
defence Says:

but i climbed everest.

08.22.08 at 3:21 pm
Applejacks Says:

Mmmmm. Panini

08.22.08 at 7:19 pm
Fat People are Hard to Kidnap Says:

wow. i never noticed that he and selleck had the same eyes.

08.23.08 at 2:09 am
Fuck Says:

There you are again fuck

08.23.08 at 8:20 am
marcy Says:

you sure that ain’t clooney doing a sam elliot?

08.23.08 at 2:11 pm
Bertram Settlemires Says:

“The Panini Corner”

08.23.08 at 2:37 pm

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