OK, I can’t take it anymore. Is this guy for real? Is he really an old-school Brooklyn guy who has had enough of hipsters coming into his neighborhood and ruining America, or is this an art project where he goes Ha Ha in a year and mocks us all for being so gullible? If it’s the latter, we’re sorry Jay, but we’re yet to find one person who thinks you’re real. If it’s the former, there is a God which is ironic because he hates how Godless these heathens are which is ironic because he hates hipsters but HE’S the one being ironic.
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I listened to about 10 seconds and it’s obvious the way he’s talking is an affectation, but lots of people who are serious about what they say speak with an affectation (Rush Limbaugh for example, Jon Stewart for another) when they are doing their shows.
My answer to whether he’s for real or not; who cares?
06.29.09 at 9:07 am
Pig-Stein?
06.29.09 at 9:28 am
he is the best
06.29.09 at 9:38 am
Huh. Although I admit I thought he was a pure Italian from Dyker Heights, I actually did want to hear about his experience about changing churches.
06.29.09 at 10:49 am
I like how he says ‘bong’ in “passing the boooooong”, the long, droney “ong” sound with hard jewish “g” at the end. its poetry.
it really is hard to listen to him. he’s good at what he does.
06.29.09 at 11:05 am
Froooaudstas.
06.29.09 at 11:44 am
I’m a real newyawka and a kike …this dude is such a fraudstah he totally jacked my grandma’s accent.
06.29.09 at 11:59 am
anyone who believes he is not real has not spent much time in southern brooklyn
06.29.09 at 12:05 pm
all right, i’m going back to my drugs.
06.29.09 at 12:12 pm
Yo dawg,I heard you like irony so we but some hipster in witchyo hipster so you can be ironic while yo be ironic.
06.29.09 at 12:54 pm
does he know that his only points are: 1) accents 2) his accent and 3) his rate of speech?
06.29.09 at 1:53 pm
i want to slap his heinous accent with my tiny penis
06.29.09 at 2:26 pm
haha fraudsters…he’s pretty right on with that one..
06.29.09 at 3:36 pm
I feel gayer just listening to this fruitcake. Thanks a lot, SBTVC.
06.29.09 at 4:40 pm
you can tell he does his own introduction.
06.29.09 at 4:41 pm
It’s hard to change from one priest to another, especially if you’re a little boy and you’re used to a certain priest’s penis.
06.29.09 at 4:43 pm
The neo-fascist makes a point more valid than any others on this site.
06.29.09 at 5:16 pm
are new yorkers soo concerned with being new yorkers? I mean, didnt you guys wake up, take a piss, eat, then go to work like the rest of us. Is life that different over there? “You don’t know what it means to be a new yorker!” Ah, regionalism is such a fraud. Granted it’s probably one of the best cities in the world. Somebody let me crash, yo!
06.29.09 at 6:04 pm
Gavin, do u still listen to Oingo Boingo ??
06.29.09 at 9:17 pm
This guy is a giant steaming three coiler.
06.29.09 at 11:19 pm
can this guy sound anymore like a stereotype
06.29.09 at 11:34 pm
“Go back to Idaho!”
That’s funny.
06.30.09 at 12:13 am
you don’t know how to use former and latter
06.30.09 at 1:40 am
I do like that Kenny Chesney though…
06.30.09 at 11:20 am
he’s just a random crazy dood. a lot of random crazy fellers record thier rants and post them to the internet. why should anyone give a shit? google him and you’ll find that the posts on this site about him come up first
07.01.09 at 3:13 am
I bet this guy wears a trench coat and a cowboy hat and is very very short.
07.01.09 at 1:25 pm
“like the freaks in williamsburg brooklyn” BOOM right off the bat…thats how you know this is all a joke
07.01.09 at 1:36 pm