STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Once you realize every story in the bible was actually an acid trip written out in long-hand, the whole thing makes perfect sense.

This entry was posted on 03.04.08 at 12:56 pm by Christi Bradnox. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

6 Comments

Dick Benedict Says:

I heard that allah guy Mo was snarffling poppers the whole weekend before. because I heard him I can tell you his voice was very hoarse

03.04.08 at 4:16 pm
000 Says:

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03.05.08 at 7:45 am
muthafutha Says:

the spirits are on your side if you keep an open mind when dealing with the fuzz

trust me

03.05.08 at 8:42 am
megan Says:

try shrooms instead of acid?

http://people.tribe.net/aman-mana/blog/cf0b17d5-feda-4fc4-9f03-e8153a2e6210

03.05.08 at 12:54 pm
pants Says:

i’m just imagining charlton heston talking to himself and wigging the fuck out with all his guns on top of mt. sinai. he’s dying for some water. it’s beautiful.

03.09.08 at 6:27 pm
Jordan Says:

I don?t usually reply to posts but I will in this case and say keep up the good posts.

03.21.09 at 5:50 am

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

E-mail it! | 14 Comments

STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

E-mail it! | 12 Comments

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

E-mail it! | 16 Comments

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

E-mail it! | 23 Comments

STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

Bad Behavior has blocked 4538 access attempts in the last 7 days.

STREET BONER 1125

STREET BONER 1124

STREET BONER 1123

STREET BONER 1122