Nick Cave’s done a lot of amazing things over the last 32 years and to some people that list just began to include that he’s got a son that may or may not be from an affair who lives in Australia and is named Jethro Lazenby Cave. Jethro’s currently in Paris walking in the menswear shows and is quickly becoming a new face sure to be seen everywhere by summer. Personally I’d much rather see Jethro plastered everywhere than the dude Marc Jacobs is so obsessed with or the blonde chick who looks like a guy anyway. Hedi Slimane, who is completely obsessed with young rockers, just shot a million and a half photos of Jethro the other night, some that remind me of his Dad and others that make you remember he’s only 17.
Jen Hanley
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Jethro is apparently unaware how to correctly form the plural of “cunt.”
01.26.09 at 12:24 pm
Jesus, this Jen Hanley is such a faggot.
01.26.09 at 12:36 pm
WELL WHO CARES IF HE CA’NT SPELL CUNT’S I MEAN IF HE WAS A MEXICAN OR IMMIGRANT BLACK I WOULD SAY YEAH HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO SPELL SOME THING CORRECT BUT HE IS WHITE SO ITS’ ALRIGHT, I MEAN WE INVENTED THE LANGUAGE SO TOO THE VICTRE GOES THE SPOILS. HE DESERVES ALL. THE ATTENTION HE GET’S! BUT ANYWAYS I MEAN LOOK AT HIS DAD, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT IF YOU GOT ROCK ‘N’ ROLL IN YOUR VAINS YOU WILL NEVER DIE. HE IS LIKE “HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD!!!!”
01.26.09 at 12:41 pm
It took me like five tries to read that first sentence. Break that bad boy up. Total run-on.
01.26.09 at 1:12 pm
Wow Jen this might be the first post of yours that I actually liked, good work, good work. Maybe its just because I love Nick Cave and about everything he’s ever done, which I guess can now include having a son that will soon be fuckable. Thanks for dropping this onto my radar.
01.26.09 at 2:02 pm
MY INSTINCT IS TO HATE YOU JEN, BUT THIS WASN’T SO BAD.
01.26.09 at 2:23 pm
so he looks exactly like his dad did about 100 years ago, huh.
01.26.09 at 2:32 pm
I DID NOT WRITE THE ABOVE COMMENT I DO’NT REALLY KNOW WHO IS POSTING THE UPDATES WHEN I READ THEM I JUST THINK THEY ARE ALL GAVIN MACINES SO I WOULD’NT WRITE THAT
01.26.09 at 2:33 pm
He looks like he came out of Shane MacGowan’s womb.
01.26.09 at 2:35 pm
goddamn, a young hot version of nick cave?
what a wonderful world.
01.26.09 at 3:06 pm
Yous are all a bunch of faigs
01.26.09 at 4:13 pm
Damn jen learn how to write a fucking sentence. Good eye, tho: what a delicious colt. PS I hate that guy that Marc Jacob’s obsessed with too.
01.26.09 at 4:20 pm
Aww, he’s adorable. So baby-faced. Nick Cave still looks great too, his handlebar moustache is totally working for me.
01.26.09 at 5:35 pm
i have a big dog named jethro. i’m glad that the name jethro is finally catching on. it’s only fucking perfect.
01.26.09 at 5:39 pm
agyness deyn is amazing, haters.
01.26.09 at 5:48 pm
chriiiiiiiiiiiiiist
as ridiculously faggy as everything about this post is, at least it’s reassuring that skinny, pigeon-chested guys are worth wasting film for. i am so, so lucky that i was not born in the 40’s
01.26.09 at 6:43 pm
Nick Cave sucked in The Matrix!
01.26.09 at 6:52 pm
SO HOTTT
01.26.09 at 7:12 pm
rrrrrrrrrhggggg id be okay with it if he did something cool other than just look cool. i hate those motherfuckers.
i hate people who look arty but dont do any art worth shit. i dont know why it just really gets on my nerves. but thats probably a bad thing.
01.26.09 at 8:06 pm
i wanted to complain about how fagtastic this shit was ben thn i remembered its a jen post so i really have no one to blame but myself for clicking into this.
01.26.09 at 8:08 pm
no way, he looks like Ariel Pink.
01.26.09 at 8:25 pm
Mechanical talent isn’t a prerequisite in the world of fine art. Hand this kid a chisel tip and Polaroid camera and he’ll join the “successful” ranks of that one pussy Jen is so captivated by.
01.26.09 at 8:32 pm
I have meet this dude on several occasions and he is a fucking dickhead. Dude writes lame hipster graphiiitttteee.. tags Mayhem or sumsuch nonsense. This is one cumstain that should have dried up with the rest of them.
01.26.09 at 8:47 pm
@Emily H. are you insinuating that you are me, or are you directing your comment at me? Either way I completely agree with your sentiments
01.26.09 at 8:53 pm
guy looks like an obnoxious art dickhead. I don’t care if Nick Cave made some good music, doesn’t change the fact this kid looks like a fucking twat.
01.26.09 at 8:56 pm
thanks Nichola. ya feg.
01.26.09 at 9:21 pm
Lazenby! I would have had his dad for a Connery fan.
01.26.09 at 10:04 pm
Fucking hell.
01.26.09 at 11:31 pm
Sweet. My dad did stuff. Take pictures of me.
01.26.09 at 11:58 pm
Do you guys read TheImagist? because between this and the whole playboy france thing its starting to seem like there has to be something more than just coincidence.
01.27.09 at 12:47 am
Aside from the haircut, this dude doesn’t look anything like young Nick Cave. Have any of you people ever seen NC in his cracked out Bday party phase? so much better than this play dough faced turd.
01.27.09 at 3:11 am
^ ^ agreed, he only looks good on the first pic.
01.27.09 at 4:29 am
Gay as shit.
01.27.09 at 5:09 am
As a heterosexual male, I can appreciate a good example of the human form, and any style, be it original or something more classic. This is just some twerp with a famous dad.
01.27.09 at 7:06 am
nope, nope, nope.
01.27.09 at 7:46 am
this bitch sucks and the guy should be working at hot topic.
01.27.09 at 11:14 am
YEP, I AGREE WITH BJ…
THIS IS A YOUNG, PRETTY PARIS HILTON.
YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGS, ESPECIALLY YOU BROADS, FAGGOTS!
01.27.09 at 12:13 pm
wow, that was manly, thx for enter-straightening us, monkey.
01.27.09 at 12:38 pm
It appears as if it would be extremely easy to beat the living fuck out of this guy.
01.27.09 at 1:50 pm
yeah, let’s beat him up so nice!
01.27.09 at 3:38 pm
Wow, at first I thought this was a Don’t – then I thought it might be a Do. Then I thought it was… I dunno.
What I DO know is that somewhere Gus Van Sant is rubbing one out.
01.27.09 at 4:16 pm
http://www.nndb.com/people/542/000026464/cave.jpg
They really don’t look all that similar.
His dad also looks like a lot less of a fucking cunt rag.
01.28.09 at 12:15 am
Everyone’s crazy about him right now, but I just can’t get behind this doughy-faced cunt, or his shitty use of grammar. Nick Cave looked infinately superior because he didn’t look like he ate all the pies from the neck up.
Come to think of it, Peaches Geldof has the same hallmarks – bloated face and a famous dad.
Coincidence?
You decide.
(Probably, though, yes.)
01.28.09 at 10:58 am
He really isn’t all that pretty. Nor was Nick, mind, at that age. Jethro does appear to have a chin, which I suppose is a plus.
What I want to know is, what does Luke look like now? He’s the same age.
03.01.09 at 8:42 am
I think he’s awesome and I love gay people so shut up all you homophobics
05.07.09 at 8:44 pm
hmm. hmmmm
well, strange. on the surface he seems to be nothing like his father..
05.07.09 at 9:53 pm
[...] that kinda cash on clothes for himself. Just for his wife. Ha ha ha. Anyway, I also covered that epic shoot of Jethro Lazenby Cave by Hedi Slimane for SC and don’t you know Jethro walked in Ann’s [...]
06.17.09 at 12:35 am
Why is he a model? he is so fuckin gross looking
01.20.11 at 9:40 pm