A private home video was leaked of Amy Winehouse replacing the lyrics to “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” with racial slurs while brain-faced on crack. Filmed by Blake, that gallant husband of hers who is currently in jail on charges of assault and witness tampering, and who is most likely responsible for downward spiral into serious drug addiction and subsequent crappy skin, and who—in the past when the pair was on a break—has sold stories of his relationship with the singer to tabloids.

In an attempt to apologize for the whole scandal, Amy ended up just talking to a group of paparazzi outside her home about how much she wants kids and how great of a father Blake would be. Thank God, or whomever is in charge of these things, that she probably has too low of a BMI to actually menstruate, and that her uterus is probably like lined with crack deposits (you know, kinda like how aged cheese gets those white, chunky, rock-like salt deposits), rendering her unable to procreate.

[Click the pic for the video]

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