STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » JEZEBEL: MILF HELL

This is from a show called “I Have Embarrassing Parents” where the kind of mom who calls herself a MILF (ew) forces her silicon body on teenagers who are bored enough to allow it. What about this? What about you put her outfit, Pick Up Artist hat and all, on your own mom and imagine what the party would be like. It’s just a little bit worse.

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This entry was posted on 05.23.08 at 10:00 am by Christi Bradnox. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

Mr. Happy Says:

man, i can’t wait till Nikki turns 18. no rush though, cause her mom doesn’t age. film that 3 way, True Life.

05.23.08 at 10:55 am
Ya Know Says:

The best way to deal with this is for the girl to kill herself. The guilt of a child’s suicide would give the mom crow’s feet, hence ruining her face (score!), and one less Perfect Circle fan on earth would please me greatly.

05.23.08 at 6:25 pm
N.B. Says:

Nikki is definitely worth meeting Chris Hanson over.

05.23.08 at 6:38 pm
HELLAHYPHY Says:

the fuck this hoe is nasty
would smash nikki tho
bitch dun look 4-teeeeeeeen

05.23.08 at 10:27 pm
Swilliamson Says:

My mum is hotter and she’s been dead for 7 years. And she was cremated.

05.24.08 at 9:06 pm
yeah Says:

Mine too! but seriously,i would have to abort myself…Poor girl.If she ever survives this she will fucking rule though.

05.24.08 at 9:22 pm
PINK TREAT Says:

i couldnt stop laughing at her really big hat

05.27.08 at 8:11 am
Taeil Says:

This kinda shit makes me proud of the fact my mom has cervical cancer

05.28.08 at 3:42 am

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