JEZEBEL: POT PSYCH IN THE PARK
Got very stoned and did Pot Psychology again for Jezebel.com. The camerawork was terrible and the audio is inaudible but it turned out OK. Some of the “patients” are so fucking annoying you can’t help but fuck with them. One guy (didn’t make the cuts) sat down and told us he’s an actor who’s been getting so much work recently he hasn’t been able to focus on his real passion, writing. I suggested he get one of those cigarette girl trays so he can stick his laptop on it and do both at the same time. This is comedy for, “That question is bullshit you fucking megalomaniac.”
Other good quips that didn’t make the edits include: When a dude asked Rich what stresses him out he said, “Assholes” and I go, “I thought you STRETCHED-OUT assholes.” Ha ha ha. Are you rotfl?
There was also some thing where a girl complained about her noisy roommates who fuck all night and even do countdowns before he cums on her face like, “Blast off.” I thought it would be funny to see some chick who’s face looked like the air conditioner broke at the wax museum saying, “Houston, we have a problem.” That was a little too high concept I guess.
The ones that made it are difficult to hear and see but there was a young lady with a very hirsute demeanor asking why her boyfriend can’t get it up. She was wearing a business suit on top and soccer shorts with cross-trainers on the bottom. Sorry but stilettos and a well kept bush solve about 100% of all flaccid problems. Jezebel commentors considered this mean and even compared eating a hairy bush to making out with a bearded man. This is an incredibly naïve analogy as necking does not include doing microscopic surgery with your tongue. There’s a reason surgeons shave you first.
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06.02.08 at 10:17 am
I like miss the people who like talk like they’re from Bwooklyn if you like know what I mean? They were like super cool back in the like day? But now it’s all these freaks who like talk like complete fucking like idiots? It’s like correspondence from the idiocracy, if you like know what I like mean? Watching that video like made me wanna like wince? Let’s fuck? But yeah, pot’s cool. Okay? Uh huh huh huh huh huh…
06.02.08 at 1:25 pm
love this. no wonder that dude couldnt get it up!
06.02.08 at 1:37 pm
I can’t believe this is what you fuckers do all day, get a job.
06.02.08 at 4:47 pm
Sorry Gavin, but the general consensus concerning your time on Pot Psychology has been negative, not because of sexism or “meanness”, but because you throw off the balance. the ladies are just not that into you (or at least your sense of humor). I have followed the series for a bit and concur. you steal Rich’s shine (Rich is the best thing about it) when you’re on there and you interrupt with stupid shit.
06.02.08 at 5:42 pm
I’d purposely mistake it for a kissing booth because I’ve got a slight thing for Tracie.
06.02.08 at 7:50 pm
I’m with louise on this one. Having Gavin on the show is very awkward.
06.02.08 at 8:36 pm
I liked you as Jambi the Genie.
06.03.08 at 8:07 am
Yeah, I thought your first appearance was cool. I think you’re useful, giving an actual masculine perspective to the commentary. Rich and Tracie don’t seem to like you very much, though, is that just an act or is your inclusion completely contrived?
06.03.08 at 10:12 am
the chick is annoying and there’s something kind of gross about her -she’d probably make for a really fucked up girlfriend..i pity the fool
06.03.08 at 10:32 am
@ jimjim:
I’d gladly be that fool.
And Gavin, I don’t mind your appearances. Just don’t increase their frequency or anything.
06.03.08 at 3:04 pm
I don’t like pot anymore.