For the record, we know high heels hurt you. That’s what we like about them; That you are willing to torture yourself just to look sexy. Check out how sexy I am jogging around the track in these puppies.

[Click the pic or here for the link]

Also check out:

FOR THE LADIES – HOW TO PEE IN PUBLIC

JEZEBEL: WEARING HIGH HEELS (PART 1)

JEZEBEL: HOW TO PUT ON MAKE-UP

JEZEBEL: APPLYING MAKEUP, PART 2

SALON.COM: MAN ON THE STREET IN STILETTOS

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3 Comments
  1. Shot pudding Says:

    How about some high-heeled shot-putting? Triple Jump?


  2. janie Says:

    next stop ANTM. seriously, i think gavin has a chance.


  3. Stephen Dorff Goes Fishing Says:

    Last time I wore heels I tripped and caused three bones in my left foot to snap in half. My doctor prescribed me a buttload of fun pills (reds, yellows, et al.) for the pain and I got to spend three whole days watching Winona Ryder movies on my sofa, feeling really great about everything.

    So they have that going for them too, I suppose.


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