In a terrifying example of Plastic Surgery Gone Wild, John Goodman has turned his head into the number eight as some kind of severely disfigured statement about the eight medications Michael Jackson was said to be on. The bizarre bar was raised even higher when Kid Rock underwent surgery to look like (the old) John Goodman. Don’t these people have anything better to do all day?

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19 Comments
  1. sarah Says:

    pretty sure the biggest LOL of my day just happened right here


  2. JuCIFER Says:

    And incredibly, Gavin McInnes:
    http://www.popandpolitics.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/libertarian2.jpg
    Has morphed into Paul Krugman.
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2409/1589613957_48df90041d.jpg


  3. JUCIfER Says:

    C’mon! Gavin Does look like Paul Krugman, don’t edit my shit!


  4. zippy Says:

    If marlon Brando was alive today, he would look at John Goodman and call him an ugly, fat fuck.


  5. frenchy Says:

    paul krugman ftw


  6. Kaitlyn Says:

    I had been laughing really hard until I scrolled down to Kid Rock and then I made a really weird choking sound, which I think is the same one he was making while being photographed. That’s empathy, y’all.


  7. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    That’s some good Ps.


  8. zippy Says:

    Is that REALLy Kid Rock? It looks like he has had all his teeth removed.


  9. Bob Dylan's Left Nut Says:

    Actually, Goodman looks a bit like Darth Vader after Luke takes his helmet off.


  10. Mike Says:

    Me: “Hey, you’re Kid Rock!”
    Kid Rock: “Hell fuckin’ yeah!”


  11. Mundt Says:

    LOOK UPON ME!

    I’LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

    I’LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

    I’LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

    LO0K UPON ME!


  12. mr.meat Says:

    Thanks, I needed a humor biscuit like this. I was on the train today pissed off because I caught my reflection in the glass and my hair is thinning and I’m a vocational failure and my body is shit, thinking how I always wanted to be really ugly—spectacularly grotesque, so at least to be Some Thing, but this thinning hair is douchebag ugly and the wind blows the form of my gravity aging crap factory. So this cheers me up and I realize there are millions of millionaires that are far worst off with their facades than me and I am completely broke! “Comedy Ain’t Pretty.”


  13. X-ray Says:

    Ahahahahahaha Krugman. Seriously, I’d be okay with being compared to a Nobel prize-winning economist. Why’d you delete that?


  14. two cents Says:

    Gavin McKrugman. Hahahahaa! Nice.


  15. rjb Says:

    If you think his head looks like an eight, you should see his balls. 8


  16. Dix-A-Plenty Says:

    I thought Luke gave him a proper funeral on Endor. You know, that forest moon…


  17. Austin Long Says:

    that is the grossest thing i have ever seen in my life


  18. Austin Long Says:

    creeper


  19. Brookie Says:

    Kid rock…older. Just sayn


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