It’s been a few weeks since John Hughes died and in all the eulogizing of the director as “the voice of a generation,” still no one has paid tribute to his greatest cinematic theme: tits and ass!

  1. THE 10 TYPES OF TITS
  2. JOHN MAYER’S RACIST DICK
  3. JOHN GOODMAN CONVERTS HEAD TO NUMBER 8
  4. TOM ARNOLD STARS IN LONG, LOST PORN
  5. QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST TITS IN NORTH AMERICA

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5 Comments
  1. serious face Says:

    Man, ya beat me to the chase, I was wanting to do a post about about how he was a geeky coke head hence the mullet. And how he sucked and was no voice to my generation. I could only relate to movies like Red Dawn & Iron Eagle. Fuck the rooskies!


  2. Wack-boy Says:

    The best part is when vimeo fucks my CPU in the ass.


  3. Cameron Says:

    What? Ferris Bueler’s fucking rocked, still rocks.
    Plus nothing goes better with a mullet than coke.


  4. serious face Says:

    I’m a fucking comment killer, I can’t believe you responded. Those movies are for fags.


  5. DEET hunerd Says:

    YEAHHHHHH!!! Great post!


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